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  • Girls status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya hua? 2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call? 3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened? 4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill. ******************* Boys status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte 2. Kya hua kamine 3. Sala Dukhi aatma. 4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • "bhta Hua Paani Dekhne Me Kita Sunder Lgta Hai,
    iski Sunderta Tb Or Bd Jati Hai Jb Ye Thnda Or Ghrai Me Bhne Wala Ho,
    mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Me Isme Kood Jau ,
    fir Grm Saonse Dhire - Dhire Dhandi Hoti Jayengi Or Fir Ye Sharir Aaram Se Pani Ke Uper Tairne Lgega Or Lhro Ke Saath Bhta Hi Jayega,
    bhta Hi Jayega Door Tk..........":smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Height Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?" Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "DEAD"
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • मुझे एक लड़की :dancer:का Facebook पर Msg आया... और
    बोली:
    "अपनी फ़ोटो:person_with_blond_hair: Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत
    डाला करो..."
    मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???"
    वो बोली:
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    "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone:iphone:
    गन्दा हो जाता है..."
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • REALITY OF FACEBOOK: . Kali kaluti ladki, FB name WHITE ANGEL . . Motta Genda Ladka, FB name SMARTY GUY . . Darpook looser bacha, FB name THE KILLER . . Muhally ki Desi Ladki, FB name PRINCESS ROCKS . . 45 years ki Aunty, FB name THE DOLL RETURNS . . . 60 years ka baba, FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • 52 ραттσ мαıη єkkα
    ασя
    zıη∂gı мαıη Sнıkkα
    jαв Cнαłтα нαıη ηα
    тσ Yє ∂υηıyα Sαłαм тнσkтı нαıη

    jαηηαт вσy :smiley::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Humne Chaha Mohabbat Ki
    Hadein Thod Kar

    Aaj Usne Hume Dekha Nahi Nigahe Mod
    Kar

    YeJaan Ke Bahut Dukh Huwa Hume
    Ki

    Wo
    Khud Bhi Tanha Re Gaye Hume Tanha Chhod Kar..
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • हम उन लडको मे से नही जो कनपटी पे बंदूक रखकर I LOVE U बुलवाते, हमारे तो Status पढते ही लडकियाँ Msg में लिखती है I LOVE YOU!!!:heart::heart::heart:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga.
    Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila.
    Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya.
    :grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • FACEBOOK Like Sms Status
    Life Is Much Like Facebook
    Pepole Will Like Your Problams
    & Comment But No One Solve Them,
    Because Everybody Seems So Busy
    In Updating Their Own
    :birthday::heart::birthday:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • What is the similarity between Facebook and Fridge....,???? . / . / Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai, Phir bhi din me 10 baar khol ke dekhte hain..
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Chhu Le Aasman Zameen Ki Talash Na Kar
    Jee Le Zindagi Khushi Ki Talash Na Kar
    Taqdeer Badal Jaegi Khud Hi Mere Dost,
    Bus Muskurana Seekh Le Wajah Ki Talash Na Kar...:chicken::chicken::chicken:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • ye baat sunke mere haatho se Gol Gappa hi gir gaya . .. ... jab gol gappe wale ne kaha Plz give ur feedback on our facebook page.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiye Ek Muskan:smiley: Hi Kafi Hai,
    dil :heart_eyes:main Bas Ek Tamanna Hi Kafi Hai,
    Tamanna Hai Ye Ki Aap Sada Kush Raho,
    hamen Yaad Rakhna Ye Ehsaan Hi Kafi Hai
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • kitne log Aise hote hey Ghar me 2-3 bache hote hey or Facebook pe likh dalte hey... . . . I m single ready to single...:)
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Facebook Paper Q1 . Define Add As Friend ? Q2 . What Does Status Means ? Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ? Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ? Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ? Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ? Q7 . Give Details Of Info ? Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ? Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ? Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS