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मुजे एक लडकी:dancer: का Faccbook पर Msg आया
ओर
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अपनी फोटो :cop:faccbook पर मत डाला करो,,,,,,
मेनै पुछा Kyu..
वो बोली
Lipstik:pencil2: से मेरा Smart Phone :iphone:गंदा होता है .

10 years ago

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Girls Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya Hua? 2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call? 3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened? 4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill. ******************* Boys Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte 2. Kya Hua Kamine 3. Sala Dukhi Aatma. 4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.

10 years ago

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Attitude Of Young Generation They Luve “Facebook” But They Hate To "Face" The "Book"-:)

10 years ago

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Height of Facebook Status : -"Suhaag Raat hai...Ghunghat uttha raha hoon mai !" - 87 likes -1 comment : "Bhai update karte rehna... Hum online hai ��

10 years ago

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Most common chat on facebook: Boy: hey (after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi) Girl: hey hi (aa gaya kamina) Boy: hows u? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala) Girl: m fine (puch to aise raha hai jese hospital meadmit hu) Boy: bf hai? (kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga) Girl: kyu btau? (kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)

10 years ago

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Chhu Le Aasman Zameen Ki Talash Na Kar
Jee Le Zindagi Khushi Ki Talash Na Kar
Taqdeer Badal Jaegi Khud Hi Mere Dost,
Bus Muskurana Seekh Le Wajah Ki Talash Na Kar...:chicken::chicken::chicken:

10 years ago

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FACEBOOK Humara Planet Hai,
Hum Sab Facebook Wasi Friends:man::man::girl::girl:-
friends Hai,
Hume Apna Planet Prano Se Bhi
pyaraa Hai,
Iski Sukh Samridhi, Vivid Jokes, Aur
Posts Per Hume Garv Hai,
Hum Iske, Page Owner Banne Ka Sada
Preyatn Karthe Rehenge...
Hum Apne Matha-pitha, Shikshako,
aur
Gurujano Se Chup Ke- Humesha Online
Aane Ka Promiss Lete Hain...
Facebook Wasiyon Ke Kalyan Aur
Samridhi Me Hi Humara Sukh Hit Hai..
!!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!

#LIKE...:smile::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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"तू चाँद :full_moon_with_face:और मैं सितारा :star2:होता,
आसमान:cloud: में एक आशियाना हमारा होता,
लोग तुम्हे दूर से देखते,
नज़दीक़ से देखने का हक़ बस हमारा होता"

10 years ago

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Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiye Ek Muskan:smiley: Hi Kafi Hai,
dil :heart_eyes:main Bas Ek Tamanna Hi Kafi Hai,
Tamanna Hai Ye Ki Aap Sada Kush Raho,
hamen Yaad Rakhna Ye Ehsaan Hi Kafi Hai

10 years ago

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Facebook aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,,, ....... ........ ....... ......... ........ ............ ......... Jante hai kuch nahi hai, phir bhi bar-bar khol ke chek karte rehte hai. Djsumit

10 years ago

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आदमी कितना भी व्यस्त रहता हो
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मगर बाजु से जाती हुई खूबसूरत लड़की:dancer:
को देखने के लिये
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वो टाइम :alarm_clock:निकाल ही लेता है...
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इसे बोलते है इंसानियत:relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ye Ladkiyo Ki Fake ID Chalane Waale Laundey
Wahi H
Jinhe Bachpan Me Behan Ki Frock Or
Apni Mummy Ki Bindi Lagane Ka
Shauk Chadd Gya Tha. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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A girl msgs in whatsapp group: Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit??? Other Girl in group replied: It will also become Windows-14. All guys left group.

10 years ago

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हम उन लडको मे से नही जो कनपटी पे बंदूक रखकर I LOVE U बुलवाते, हमारे तो Status पढते ही लडकियाँ Msg में लिखती है I LOVE YOU!!!:heart::heart::heart:

10 years ago

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लोग फ्री का Wi -fi नहीं छोड़ते और पगली तूने इतना प्यार करने वाला लड़का छोड़ दिया :smile::heart::smile:

10 years ago

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Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon,
Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon,
Yoon Nigaahein Na Pher Mujhse Mere Sanam,
Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon...:smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
"Wife Chahiye "
2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa"
Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein Koi Chand Nagar Se; Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi Andheron Ke Safar Main; Woh Baat Hai Tujh Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi Hai; Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe Meri Nazar Se!

10 years ago

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Agr Facebook Par Job Hoti
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to Maa Kehti Uth Ja Beta, Facebook Ka
time Ho Gaya Hai ...!!!!:slight_smile::relaxed::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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"Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya..! « . « . « . « . « . « . Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook Pe Block Kar Diya..!!! Ha.Ha.Ha...

10 years ago

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