Girls status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya hua?
2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call?
3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened?
4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill.
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Boys status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2. Kya hua kamine
3. Sala Dukhi aatma.
4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.
"bhta Hua Paani Dekhne Me Kita Sunder Lgta Hai, iski Sunderta Tb Or Bd Jati Hai Jb Ye Thnda Or Ghrai Me Bhne Wala Ho, mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Me Isme Kood Jau , fir Grm Saonse Dhire - Dhire Dhandi Hoti Jayengi Or Fir Ye Sharir Aaram Se Pani Ke Uper Tairne Lgega Or Lhro Ke Saath Bhta Hi Jayega, bhta Hi Jayega Door Tk..........":smile::smile::smile:
मुझे एक लड़की :dancer:का Facebook पर Msg आया... और बोली: "अपनी फ़ोटो:person_with_blond_hair: Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत डाला करो..." मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???" वो बोली: . . . . . . . . . "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone:iphone: गन्दा हो जाता है..."
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D
Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga. Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila. Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya. :grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
FACEBOOK Like Sms Status Life Is Much Like Facebook Pepole Will Like Your Problams & Comment But No One Solve Them, Because Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own :birthday::heart::birthday:
Chhu Le Aasman Zameen Ki Talash Na Kar Jee Le Zindagi Khushi Ki Talash Na Kar Taqdeer Badal Jaegi Khud Hi Mere Dost, Bus Muskurana Seekh Le Wajah Ki Talash Na Kar...:chicken::chicken::chicken:
Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiye Ek Muskan:smiley: Hi Kafi Hai, dil :heart_eyes:main Bas Ek Tamanna Hi Kafi Hai, Tamanna Hai Ye Ki Aap Sada Kush Raho, hamen Yaad Rakhna Ye Ehsaan Hi Kafi Hai
Facebook Paper
Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?
Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ?
Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum ..
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr
jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to
forever ho tum