FACEBOOK like sms status
Life is much like facebook
Pepole will like your problams
& comment But no one solve them,
Because Everybody seems so busy
In updating their Own.!
Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiye Ek Muskan:smiley: Hi Kafi Hai, dil :heart_eyes:main Bas Ek Tamanna Hi Kafi Hai, Tamanna Hai Ye Ki Aap Sada Kush Raho, hamen Yaad Rakhna Ye Ehsaan Hi Kafi Hai
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez
(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share
karna
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar..
.
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar
rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.
Chaht Me Kisi Ka Imthaan Na Lena , jo Nibha Na Sako Wo Vada Na Dena, or Tum Bin Jise Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho, use Bhi Jine Ki Dua Na Dena.:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Vo JAVANI Bhi Kya Jisame Hum JAVAN Na Ho, vo DIVANGI Bhi Kya Jisme Hum DIVANE Na Ho, vo DOSTANA Bhi Kya Jisme Humari DOSTI Ka Jikra Na Ho, vo DUAA Bhi Kya Jisme AAP Or HUM Shamil Na Ho.!! :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
Facebook Ek Mandir Hai Page Ek Murti Hai Status Prasad Hai status Update Karne Wala Pujari Hai status Padhne Wala Bhagthai status Padhke"LIKE" Na Kare.... Wo Mandir K Baharbaitha BIKHARI Hai :smile::smile::smile::smile:
Paste blank Status on Facebook
For single line Blank Status
Copy below codes into your status
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Note:- the text is like @[0:0:space]
Dont write space where ihave writen space rather press spacebar.
For MultiLine Blank Status :
Paste as shown below inyour staus.
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Ek Admi ki wife mar gai
Dost usko chup karane k
Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
Dost - Kyu?
Admi - facebok pe status
Chnge kark single krna hai
Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?" . Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle hi Bade App Hain" . Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na Take My Number" :smile::smile::smile: