Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?" . Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle hi Bade App Hain" . Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na Take My Number" :smile::smile::smile:
Ye Ladkiyo Ki Fake ID Chalane Waale Laundey Wahi H Jinhe Bachpan Me Behan Ki Frock Or Apni Mummy Ki Bindi Lagane Ka Shauk Chadd Gya Tha. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen Baaten, tere Sms Se Wo Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebooke Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna, Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebook :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Kaash Facebook Pe Ek option"Add as Girl Friend" . . . . . Saala Propose Karne Ka Panga hi khatam, Ladki Ne Accept Ker Li To:smile::smile::smile: matlab Maan Gayi, Nahi To Fb Pe konsi ladkiyon Ki Kami Hai Nextttt..
:slight_smile::slight_smile:वह बोली प्यार करते हो तो उसका Proof दो, मैंने कहा अरे पगली , Facebook में मेरा Profile ओपन करके देख, मेरे Status की सारी Property तेरे नाम करके रखी है..:slight_smile::slight_smile:
Zindgi Se Bepanaah Mohhabat Thi hame tere Ishq Me Ujarne Se Pahale... aaj To Ye Aalam Hai"Aashiq"ka K Khud hi Bhatakta Hai... qatilo K Pichhe Qatal Hone K Liye :smile::laughing::smile:
I Want To Make A
Facebook Account
.
.
And The Name Will Be
Nobody
So When I See Stupid
Scrap People Post,
I Can Like It...
And It Will Say
Nobody Likes This....
Tv Reporter Ne Zakhmi Admi Se Pucha,“JAB BOMBGIRA To Kya Vo Zor Se Phata?“.... .. Zakhmi Admi - Nahin Haramzade, WohRengta Huamere Paas Aaya Aur Sharma Ke Bola,“Paaji.....Boom !! :smile::smile::smile:
Its So Common To Hear..How Are U.?What Are U Doing.?How Is Ur Day.?Any Plan.?So Let Me Ask U SomethingDifferent..Did U Smile Today.?Just Smile..!Good Morning.God Bless. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
इश्क वाले आँखो :eye:से आँखो :eyes:की बात समज़ लेते है, सपने मे मिल जाए तो मुलाकात समज़ लेते है, रोता तो आसमान :cloud:भी है अपनी धरती के लिए, और लोग उनके आंसु :sweat_drops:को बरसात समज़ लेते है!!