Vo JAVANI Bhi Kya Jisame Hum JAVAN Na Ho, vo DIVANGI Bhi Kya Jisme Hum DIVANE Na Ho, vo DOSTANA Bhi Kya Jisme Humari DOSTI Ka Jikra Na Ho, vo DUAA Bhi Kya Jisme AAP Or HUM Shamil Na Ho.!! :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...?? Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon... Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...?? Boy:30/40 Baar... Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...?? Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main "HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao Me Kho Jayenge... Waqt Nahin Jo Kuchh Pal Me Guzar Jayenge... Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo Badal Jayenge... Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai Jo Khushiyo Me Milne Aayenge. Aur Gham Mein Bhi Saath :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley: Nibhayenge..
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum ..
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr
jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to
forever ho tum
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.
Djsumit
Facebook Paper
Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?
Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ?
Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gawaro wali bate na kar photo Facebook par lgani hai.
Paste blank Status on Facebook
For single line Blank Status
Copy below codes into your status
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Note:- the text is like @[0:0:space]
Dont write space where ihave writen space rather press spacebar.
For MultiLine Blank Status :
Paste as shown below inyour staus.
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Facebook मेँ सौ लोगोँ को टैग करने के बाद भी अपनी Pictures पर मात्र दस Like पाते हो, . . संविधान मेँ इसे ही घनघोर बेईज्जती कहा गया है।:smile::smile::smile:
अगर आप अपने दिमाग की जांच करना चाहते हैं, तो ये उपाय अपनाएं: एक गाय:cow2: के सामने खड़े हो जाएं.. . . अगर गाय:cow2: आपके पास आती है, तो समझ लेना कि दिमाग में भूसा:ear_of_rice: है! अगर दूर चली जाए... . . तो समझ लेना कि खाली है!
FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez
(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share
karna
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar..
.
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar
rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.