Facebook SMS

A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
"Wife Chahiye "
2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa"
Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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jαηηαт вσy :smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Cool facebook status: I respect all those who hate me... Becoz my middle finger rises up 2salute them!!!

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Boy N Girl On Fb:- Girl: U Never Smile Na?? Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis?? ... Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily?? Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking?? Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic. Ha Ha Ha......

10 years ago

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Girls Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya Hua? 2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call? 3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened? 4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill. ******************* Boys Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte 2. Kya Hua Kamine 3. Sala Dukhi Aatma. 4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.

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Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai..
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Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai
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Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai
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Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu...
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Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai
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Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai
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Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya...
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Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina

AGREE Hit LIKE

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Zindgi Se Bepanaah Mohhabat Thi
hame
tere Ishq Me Ujarne Se Pahale...
aaj To Ye Aalam Hai"Aashiq"ka K Khud
hi Bhatakta Hai...
qatilo K Pichhe Qatal Hone K Liye :smile::laughing::smile:

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A Man Joind FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall "W T F Dad" Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell, U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means "Welcome To Facebook"

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अगर आप अपने दिमाग की जांच करना चाहते हैं, तो ये
उपाय अपनाएं:
एक गाय:cow2: के सामने खड़े हो जाएं..
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अगर गाय:cow2: आपके पास आती है, तो समझ लेना कि दिमाग में
भूसा:ear_of_rice: है!
अगर दूर चली जाए...
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तो समझ लेना कि खाली है!

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Zamane Se Alag Aap Me Sharafat Dekhi Hai,
Aapke DiL Me Khub Mohabat Dekhi Hai,
Aap Insan Ho Ya Koi Farishta,
Aapki Dosti Me Rab Ki Ibadat Dekhi Hai.:smile::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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I think women change their Profile pics 5 times More than men on Facebook. And then they say they are Not attention seekers

10 years ago

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अजीब किस्सा है जिन्दगी का,अजनबी हाल पूछ रहे हैं…. और अपनो को खबर तक नहीं।
:smile::smile::smile::smile:

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बहुत जीये उनके लिए ,,
जिनको हम पसंद करते थे,,,
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अब जीना है ,,
उनके लिए जो हमें पसंद करते हैं...!:heart::heart::heart:

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Faqeer: Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do Baji: Khana Abi Ni Pka Faqeer: Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun, Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.

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आज वो पगली बरसो बाद मिली तो गले लग कर
खुब रोइ,
जानते हो ये वही थी जीसने कहा था तेरे जैसे
हजारो मिलेगे!!Sk :smile::smile::smile:

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FOR GIRLS..... !!!!! To avoid so many Friend requests... / / / Kindly put ur original images on ur Facebook profiles ;)

10 years ago

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A girl msgs in whatsapp group: Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit??? Other Girl in group replied: It will also become Windows-14. All guys left group.

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ज़िन्दगी ऐसे जियो कि अपने रब को पसंद आ जाओ,
क्योँकि
दुनिया वालोँ की पसंद तो
पलभर मेँ बदल जाती है।
:smiley::grinning::smiley:

10 years ago

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Wo Aankhe:sunglasses: Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
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Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Life Me Kuch Aisa Mukaam Hasil Karne ki Kosish Karo… . . Ki Log Aapka Naam FACEBOOKPe Nahi, GOOGLEPe Search Kare…!!

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