"bhta Hua Paani Dekhne Me Kita Sunder Lgta Hai, iski Sunderta Tb Or Bd Jati Hai Jb Ye Thnda Or Ghrai Me Bhne Wala Ho, mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Me Isme Kood Jau , fir Grm Saonse Dhire - Dhire Dhandi Hoti Jayengi Or Fir Ye Sharir Aaram Se Pani Ke Uper Tairne Lgega Or Lhro Ke Saath Bhta Hi Jayega, bhta Hi Jayega Door Tk..........":smile::smile::smile:
Question For Gals : if You Get A Chance To Go On Coffie:stew:(as A Friend) With Admin Of This Page Which Admin You Would Prefer? :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...?? Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon... Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...?? Boy:30/40 Baar... Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...?? Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main "HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
You know the meaning of facebook?
F=fact
A=A
C=Canteen which is
E=Exclamation and
B=bad
O=of
O=one
K=kind
Book mean (one kind of bad work)
Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)
"unhe Shaq Hai Ki Hm Unhe Chahte Nhi, wo Roothte Hai To Hm Unhe Mnate Nhi, kaise Yki Dilaye Unhe Apni Mohbbt Ka , wo To Is Kdr Samaye Hai Ruh Me Ki dil Se Jaate Hi Nhi" :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
मुजे एक लडकी:dancer: का Faccbook पर Msg आया ओर बोली अपनी फोटो :cop:faccbook पर मत डाला करो,,,,,, मेनै पुछा Kyu.. वो बोली Lipstik:pencil2: से मेरा Smart Phone :iphone:गंदा होता है .
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
:slight_smile::slight_smile:वह बोली प्यार करते हो तो उसका Proof दो, मैंने कहा अरे पगली , Facebook में मेरा Profile ओपन करके देख, मेरे Status की सारी Property तेरे नाम करके रखी है..:slight_smile::slight_smile:
Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho . . . Gf: Aise Hi . Me: To Install Karo Na! . Gf: Ek Shart Par.. . Me: Kya? . Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka password Bataoge..! . . *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:
In The Past, When You Were Angry With Someone You Argued With Them. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now, You Just Delete Them Off Facebook And Block !! :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile: