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Jis Raste Se Tu Gujre,
Wo Phoolo Se Bhar Jaaye.
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Jis Fb Ko Tum Use Karo Wo Friend Ke
requist Se Bhar Jaaye.:smile::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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AalaHazrat Ka
Ye Faizan Nazar Aata Hai,
Aaj Jo Sunni Musalman Nazar Aata Hai
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Aankho Me Surma Bareilly Ka Lagakar Dekhlo,
Har Wahabi Hame Shaitan Nazar Aata Hai,?
Via--- #Md_Ahmed:hibiscus::hibiscus::hibiscus:

10 years ago

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Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?"
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Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle
hi Bade App Hain"
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Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?"
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Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All
messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na
Take My Number"
:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
"Wife Chahiye "
2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa"
Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Chhu Le Aasman Zameen Ki Talash Na Kar
Jee Le Zindagi Khushi Ki Talash Na Kar
Taqdeer Badal Jaegi Khud Hi Mere Dost,
Bus Muskurana Seekh Le Wajah Ki Talash Na Kar...:chicken::chicken::chicken:

10 years ago

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Facebook aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,,, ....... ........ ....... ......... ........ ............ ......... Jante hai kuch nahi hai, phir bhi bar-bar khol ke chek karte rehte hai. Djsumit

10 years ago

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नज़र और नसीब का
कुछ ऐसा इत्तफाक हैं
कि
नज़र को अक्सर वही
चीज़ पसंद आती हैं
जो नसीब में नहीं होती

और
नसीब में लिखी चीज़
अक्सर नज़र नहीं आती है.!!.:smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Cool facebook status: I respect all those who hate me... Becoz my middle finger rises up 2salute them!!!

10 years ago

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What is the similarity between Facebook and Fridge....,???? . / . / Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai, Phir bhi din me 10 baar khol ke dekhte hain..

10 years ago

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Girls Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya Hua? 2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call? 3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened? 4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill. ******************* Boys Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte 2. Kya Hua Kamine 3. Sala Dukhi Aatma. 4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.

10 years ago

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Kismat Azma Chuka Hon.. Naseeb Azma Raha Hon ;( . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ek Ladki Patane Ke Khatir Facebook Ka Page Chala Raha Hon ;

10 years ago

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kitne log Aise hote hey Ghar me 2-3 bache hote hey or Facebook pe likh dalte hey... . . . I m single ready to single...:)

10 years ago

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Most common chat on facebook: Boy: hey (after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi) Girl: hey hi (aa gaya kamina) Boy: hows u? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala) Girl: m fine (puch to aise raha hai jese hospital meadmit hu) Boy: bf hai? (kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga) Girl: kyu btau? (kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)

10 years ago

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"unhe Shaq Hai Ki Hm Unhe Chahte Nhi,
wo Roothte Hai To Hm Unhe Mnate Nhi,
kaise Yki Dilaye Unhe Apni Mohbbt Ka ,
wo To Is Kdr Samaye Hai Ruh Me Ki
dil Se Jaate Hi Nhi" :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

10 years ago

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ज़िन्दगी ऐसे जियो कि अपने रब को पसंद आ जाओ,
क्योँकि
दुनिया वालोँ की पसंद तो
पलभर मेँ बदल जाती है।
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10 years ago

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Lo Aaj Humne Aapko Pehle Yaad Kiya,Is Khubsurt Subha Ko Aapke Naam Kiya,Accha Guzre Ye Din Aapka,Dil Se Humne Ye Paigam Diya.Good Morning...! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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A Man Joind FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall "W T F Dad" Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell, U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means "Welcome To Facebook"

10 years ago

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Agr Facebook Par Job Hoti
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to Maa Kehti Uth Ja Beta, Facebook Ka
time Ho Gaya Hai ...!!!!:slight_smile::relaxed::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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बचपन में चोट पे वो माँ की
हल्की हल्की फूँक और कहना की
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" बस अभी ठीक हो जायेगा "............
वाकई :dancer:कोई मरहम अब तक ऐसा नहीं बना और ना ही बनेगा

सहमत हो तो ठोको लाइक:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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“रिश्ता” दिल :heart:से होना चाहिए, शब्दों से नहीं,.....
“नाराजगी” शब्दों में होनी चाहिए दिल:heart: में नहीं!

10 years ago

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