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- Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.
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- Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.
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- Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
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- Truth is so good a thing that falsehood can not afford to be without it.
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- There's no free will," says the philosopher; "To hang is most unjust." "There is no free will," assents the officer; "We hang because we must.
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- MUMMY, n. - an ancient Egyptian handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals.
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- Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.
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- NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.
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- REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
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- ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about the neck and remains in place one's whole life long.
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- DEINOTHERIUM, n. An extinct pachyderm that flourished when the Pterodactyl was in fashion. The latter was a native of Ireland, its name being pronounced Terry Dactyl or Peter O'Dactyl, as the man pronouncing it may chance to have heard it spoken or seen it printed.
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- J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere", "to throw," because when a stone is thrown at a dog the dog's tail assumes that shape.
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- MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.
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- Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
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- TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
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- Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
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- When publicly censured our first instinct is to make everybody a codefendant.
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- PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.
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- KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
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- You can effect a change of robbers every four years. Inestimable privilege - to pull off the glutted leech and attach the lean one! And you can not even choose among the lean leeches, but must accept those designated by the programmers and showmen who have the reptiles on tap!
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