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If you would be accounted great by your contemporaries, be not too much greater than they.

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Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

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Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

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Youth looks forward, for nothing is behind! Age backward, for nothing is before.

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The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of remarkable Christian forbearance among men - were it not for a mawkish humanitarianism, coupled with imperfect digestive powers, we should devour our young, as Nature intended.

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LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used ... as a counterpoise to an argument of such weight that it turns the scale of debate the wrong way. An interesting fact in the chemistry of international controversy is that at the point of contact of two patriotisms lead is precipitated in great quantities.

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The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.

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MULTITUDE, n. A crowd; the source of political wisdom and virtue. In a republic, the object of the statesman's adoration.

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Occident: The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call war and commerce. These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient.

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STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.

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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

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REVOLUTION, n. A bursting of the boilers which usually takes place when the safety valve of public discussion is closed.

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PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

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Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

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RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.

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UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

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PERFECTION, n. An imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known as excellence; an attribute of the critic.

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PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.

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Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.

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hybrid, n. A pooled issue.

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