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To seek a justification for a decision already made.

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PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.

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At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

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Advice, the smallest current coin.

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Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.

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NOVEL, n. A short story padded.

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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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There's no free will," says the philosopher; "To hang is most unjust." "There is no free will," assents the officer; "We hang because we must.

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If you would be accounted great by your contemporaries, be not too much greater than they.

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MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.

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Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

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OBLIVION, n. The state or condition in which the wicked cease from struggling and the dreary are at rest. Fame's eternal dumping ground.

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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

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WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard.

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ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.

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MERCY, n. An attribute beloved of detected offenders.

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MAGNITUDE, n. Size [that is] purely relative. If everything in the universe were increased 1,000 diameters nothing would be any larger than it was before, but if one thing remain unchanged all the others would be larger than they had been.

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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

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