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Indeed, so far from being humorous, the male American is the most abnormally serious creature who ever existed.. It is only fair to admit that he can exaggerate, but even his exaggeration has a rational basis. It is not founded on wit or fancy; it does not spring from any poetic imagination.

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One dumb-bell, Watson! Consider an athlete with one dumb-bell. Picture to yourself the unilateral development - the imminent danger of a spinal curvature. Shocking, Watson, shocking!

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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

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Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

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The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.

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...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.

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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . .

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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Living, as I do, in an educated and scientific atmosphere, I could not have conceived that the first principles of zoology were so little known. Is it possible that you do not know the elementary fact in comparative anatomy, that the wing of a bird is really the forearm, while the wing of a bat consists of three elongated fingers with membranes between?

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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

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"She's a very charming and delightful creature," quoth Mr. Robert Sawyer, in reply; "and has only one fault that I know of, Ben. It happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish is a want of taste. She don't like me."

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If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.

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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

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Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

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The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor.

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I'm pushing 60 years of age...and that's enough exercise for me.

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His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.

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Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

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