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A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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Well, sir, let us do what we can to curtail this visit, which can hardly be agreeable to you, and is inexpressibly irksome to me.

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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to consider which was the right one, Lady Snuphanuph would throw herself back in her chair, and smile with a mingled glance of impatience and pity to Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, at which Mrs. Colonel Wugsby would shrug up her shoulders, and cough, as much as to say she wondered whether he ever would begin.

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I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his

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History is written by the victors.

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An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . .

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.

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The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . .

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A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.

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"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.

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... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.

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I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

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