William Shakespeare Quotes, Humorous Quotes, Sadness Quotes

But it is a melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels, which, by often rumination, wraps me in the most humorous sadness.

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But Rosa soon made the discovery that Miss Twinkleton didn't read fairly. She cut the love-scenes, interpolated passages in praise of female celibacy, and was guilty of other glaring pious frauds.

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I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else unless it is an enemy.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

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... As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.

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Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been cut short in his youth (at about sixty) by over-drinking his constitution, and over-doing an attempt to set it right again by swilling Bath water.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

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The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.

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Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

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It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.

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