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This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together.

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There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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The French complain of everything, and always.

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An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . .

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.

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... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.

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In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

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Well, I'm a bacteriologist, you know. I live in a nine-hundred-diameter microscope. I can hardly claim to take serious notice of anything that I can see with my naked eye.

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I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his

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