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My situation is a solemn one: life is offered to me on the condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed, not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarves in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures. It will be, without the exception of Noah's Ark, the most remarkable thing of its kind ever seen.

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The capacity of any conqueror is more likely than not to be an illusion produced by the incapacity of his adversary.

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Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's.

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Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

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Treat persons who profess to be able to cure disease as you treat fortune tellers.

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I loathe the mess of mean superstitions and misunderstood prophecies which is still rammed down the throats of children under the name of Christianity.

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Any sort of plain speaking is better than the nauseous sham good fellowship our democratic public men get up for shop use.

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Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.

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If you say that God is good, great, blessed, wise or any such thing, the starting point is this : God is.

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A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle.

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What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.

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As an old soldier, I admit the cowardice: it's as universal as seasickness, and matters just as little.

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Marx's Kapital is not a treatise on socialism; it is a gerrymand against the bourgeoisie. It was supposed to be written for the working class, but the working man respects the bourgeoisie and wants to be a bourgeoisie. Marx never got a hold of him for a moment. It was the revolting sons of the bourgeoisie itself, like myself, that painted the flag red. The middle and upper classes are the revolutionary element in society. The proletariat is the conservative element.

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The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.

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The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible.

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In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win.

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Marriage is the most licentious of human institutions.

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I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married.

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