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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.

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A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine.

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If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

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A critic recently described me, with deadly acuteness, as having 'a kindly dislike of my fellow-creatures.' Perhaps dread would have been nearer the mark than dislike; for man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

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It is difficult, if not impossible, for most people to think otherwise than in the fashion of their own period.

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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.

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The right to know is like the right to live. It is fundamental and unconditional in its assumption that knowledge, like life, is a desirable thing.

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Conceive. That is the word that means both the beginning in imagination and the end in creation.

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Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible; and don't sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.

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In truth , mankind cannot be saved from without, by schoolmasters or any other sort of masters: it can only be lamed and enslaved by them. It is said that if you wash a cat it will never again wash itself. This may or may not be true : what is certain is that if you teach a man anything he will never learn it; and if you cure him of a disease he will be unable to cure himself the next time it attacks him.

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I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.

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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

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Thus, I blush to add, you can not be a philosopher and a good man, though you may be a philosopher and a great one.

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All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't.

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When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

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Not everybody is strong enough to endure life without an anesthetic. Drink probably averts more gross crime than it causes.

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What I say today everybody will say tomorrow, though they will not remember who put it into their heads. Indeed they will be right for I never remember who puts things into my head : it is the Zeitgeist.

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I want to be all used up when I die.

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It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

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