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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Women are not angels. They are as foolish as men in many ways; but they have had to devote themselves to life whilst men have had to devote themselves to death; and that makes a vital difference in male and female religion. Women have been forced to fear whilst men have been forced to dare: the heroism of a woman is to nurse and protect life, and of a man to destroy it and court death.

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Bourgeois morality is largely a system of making cheap virtues a cloak for expensive vices.

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Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

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People get tired of everything, and of nothing sooner than of what they most like.

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Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.

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I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel.

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When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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How can what an Englishman believes be hearsay? It is a contradiction in terms.

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Shall I turn up the light for you? No, give me deeper darkness. Money is not made in the light.

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The great secret, Eliza, is not having bad manners or good manners or any other particular sort of manners, but having the same manner for all human souls: in short, behaving as if you were in Heaven, where there are no thirdclass carriages, and one soul is as good as another.

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A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he will.

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They tell me that So-and-So, who does not write prefaces, is no charlatan. Well, I am. I first caught the ear of the British public on a cart in Hyde Park, to the blaring of brass bands,and this . . . because . . . I am a natural-born mountebank.

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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

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Even a vortex is a vortex in something. You can't have a whirlpool without water; and you can't have a vortex without gas, or molecules or atoms or ions or electrons or something, not nothing.

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A sensitive boy's humiliations may be very good fun for ordinary thick-skinned grown-ups; but to the boy himself theyareso acute, so ignominious, that he cannot confess themcannot but deny them passionately.

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The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.

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Rebecca [West] can handle a pen as brilliantly as ever I could and much more savagely.

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