At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI
BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR
SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA,
BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.
Interviewer - Aapko, Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.???? . . . Santa - Sir, Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya, Lekin Mujhe 2 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.
santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aaj kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"
santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr
rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho?
yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to
chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas
hai
Like:
Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne
Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula,
Banta- Mai Khol Du,
Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala
Bahut Hil Raha Hai