Santa Banta Jokes

Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.

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पप्पू:-यार ! मैं जो भी काम शुरू करता हूं
मेरी बीवी बीच में आ जाती है ।
संता:-तू ट्रक:truck: चला कर देख,
शायद किस्मत साथ दे दे |
:smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Santa Jaise He Offce Se Ghar Lota, Darling Rote Hue Boli Darling: “Aji Sunte Ho, Aj Ghar Mein 3 Daku Aaye The Aur Unone Meri Izzat Lut Li” Santa Guse Mein Akar Bola: “To Tune Unko Roka Kyu Nahi?” Darling Udas Hote Hue: “Bada Roka Tha Ji Unko, Par Vo Ruke Nahi, Bole Abhi Hume Jane Do, Hum Fir Dobara Aa Jayenge“

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Ek Bar Dance Jo Apne Kaam Se Mashur Thi.
Waha Ek Aadmi Use Aate Jate Ghurta Tha.
Dancer Se Bhi Sehan N Hua. Or Use Boli Agar
Tumne Battamiji Ki To Apne Pati Ko Bula Lungi.
Kaha Gaye H Aapke Pati. Dancer Angdayi Lete Hue
1 Mahine Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar.
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:: Santa Banta Short Jokes :: SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho? SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he

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Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya, film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha Frnd-Kya naam tha Snta- Badi Gaand Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.

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Santa: Meri GirlFriend Muje Chhod Ke Chali Gayi. Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakha Hoga. Santa: Are Yaar Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha Usko

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Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

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Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha To Ek Baar Kutub Minaar Se Gir Gaya Tha. Banta: Acha!!to Mar Gaya Ya Bach Gaya. Santa: Saale.! Mujhe Kya Pata, Me To Chhota Tha.

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Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!

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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday. Im Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back.

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Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana. . . . . Santajara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge? . . . Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga. . Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa. . . . . . Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q? . . . . . . . . Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa.

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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai, Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!

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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Santa looking at air hostess’s name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL! With lots of confusion, he asked her.. “Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?

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Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Krta Tha Snta Ne New Sim Kharid Kr Use Msg Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kr Dia Hai Ab Tera Bap B Muje Tang Nhi Kr Skta.

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Mar Raha Tha, Banta: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Mene Ise sMs Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Sare Frnd Ko Forward Kar Diya.

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Santa Walking On Road Samne Gobar Pada Tha, Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kiya Aur Bola: "Ohh Ye To Gobar Hai, Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nahi Pada."

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SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho? DOCTR-No! SANTA-me nikal sakta hu DOCTR-vo kese? SANTA-ha ha ha Ha..!

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