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  • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता:एक बार भगवान और रजनीकांत में लड़ाई हुई. बंता:तो फिर क्या हुआ? संता: नतीजा?? आज भगवान ऊपर हैं.. !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:Ye pyar kab hota hai? Banta: Jab time khrab chal raha ho, rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho, apka mangal kamjor ho, aur bhagwan maze lene ke mood mein ho....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aniversary Par Santa Gulab Ka Phool Lekar Aaya... . Patni:- Mujhe Ye Nahi, Ko Sone Ki Cheez Do... . Santa:- Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge” Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1GiRL FaNSi LaGa KaR MaRNe Ja RaHi Thi SaNTa Ne KhiDKi Se DeKHa Or BoLa SiRf LaTaKne Se HeiGHt Nhi BaDheGi MoM Ko BoLo CoMpLaN B PiLaYe
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  • Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga
    • 9 years ago



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  • Interviewer - Aapko, Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.???? . . . Santa - Sir, Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya, Lekin Mujhe 2 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga . banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai? santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati. banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga. santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai? banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-maine aisi cheez ki khoj ki h jisko lagane se tu deewar k aar-par dekh sakta h.... Banta-wah## koun si cheez...? Santa-"KHIDKI".........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in computer exam... . Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel?" . Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa banta jokes in hindi Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai? Banta santa se: nahi pata. Santa banta se: Are aaj kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai. banta: bata phir. Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai Like:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula, Banta- Mai Khol Du, Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai, Lala:ha, Santa:acha Vala Hai, Lala:ha, Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai, Lala:ha Bhai Ha, Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..
    • 9 years ago



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