Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h,
KAMAKAR khao.
Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.nonveg sms in hindi, santa banta nonveg sms
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab
Laptop Aur LCD
Ka Zamana Hai ...
:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Kapde Dikhaiye
Salesman: Plan Mein Dikhau
Santa: Nahi" Helicopter Mein Dikha
Saale
Bandar Ki aulad..
Sardar Hoon To Mazaak Udata Hai
Waris ali*
Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet
me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye
mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua?
Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi
dekha - WALK when u TALK?
‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha,
1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue
Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah
Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi
Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.
by@ kabir
Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…
Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab
Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar
Hospital Gya.
Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge,
Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga,
"Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"
Bnta to Snta..
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick segane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
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Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
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Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha.
Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Banta : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Banta : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Banta (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!
Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?
Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs.
Santa: Why Anything Special?
Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega.
Santa : Oh, Pack It.