Santa Banta Jokes

SaNtA Ke GaO Me NaDi Pe BrIdGe BaNaYa GaYa. . . . . BuIlDeR :- BaHoT AccHa Ho GaYa . SaNtA :- HaaN Ji. .! ! ! PeHLe DhOOp Me TaIr Ke NaDi PaaR KaRtE ThE Ab ChAAv RaHeGi . . . . *

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka? santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao. Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, Santa: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

Santa-Agar Bhais Ko Akal Aa Jaye To Kya Hoga Banta-To Wo Khud Hi Dudh Me Pani Milana Shuru Kar Dengi.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai. Santa:Vo kyun? Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA:Tujhe apna Laptop bada karwana he BANTA:Ha SANTA:to fir Isme se Window Nikalwa k Darvaja Fit karva le.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

4 d first time introducing intelligent santa.. Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain? Salesman: Rs 1 Santa:60ps mein dega. slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga. Santa:le 40ps, kela de

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
:grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA: i love u ki hunda hai? ladki: main tumse pyar karti hu. santa: maine tumse english mein ek question kya puch liya aur tume mujh se pyar ho gya.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ne Banta ki beti ka Rishta manga. Banta ne santa ko bahut mara Mar kha ke santa Utha kapde jhadk bola To phir me Inkar samjhun.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Santa= Is TV Ka Rate Kya Hai.? Salesman= Rs.1 Lakh. Santa= Aisa Kya Hai Isme.? Salesman= Jab Light Jaye To Automatic Off Ho Jata Hai. Santa= Waah Pack Kardo.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Santa - "why are all these people running? Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi. Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ” Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ” Doctor: “ Kyun ? ” Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Santa Banta Jokes