Santa Banta Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

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Santa goes into a bar in New York The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says, ‘Santa Singh, married.’

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SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescripti ?on . SaNTA showed his Wedding card . MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.

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Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha... "Khudkhushi paap hai, zulm hai, gunaah hai, buzdili hai, pagalpan hai......... Khudkhushi karne se behtar hai ke insaan khud to goli maar de"

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Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..

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santa aur banta football match dekhne jate hai santa : ye log idhar udhar kyu bhag rahe hai banta : goal karne ke liye santa : are vo to pehle se he gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

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Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...

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Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.. Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola 20 rupee Santa- Saale Toilet me baitha tha, Cyber Cafe mein nahi..

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Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh. Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu. Pu6ho Kem? Karan Ke, Gadha Graduate thai gayu.

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Santa Banta Se, Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya, Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do, Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.

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Santa:-Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyun Diya Banta: Saali Characterless Thi, Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Baccha Bhagwan Se Mangati Thi.

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Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha, raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha"maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai"

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Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.

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santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha, dekh k santa bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. SINGER to mar gaya. .

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Santa Kisi Ladki Ke Ghar Rista Le Kar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi H. Santa: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum 1 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.

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Banta Dairy Likh Raha Tha . Aaj Meri Behan Ko Baccha Hone Wala Hai Pata Nahi Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Pata Nahi Ki Me . . . Mama Banunga Ya Mami.

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Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do.. . . . Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo. . . . . Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge. . . . . . . . Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future

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