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  • Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha, Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jung Main Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machrdani Pehani. Banta-aisa Kyu? Santa-jisme Machar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Gusegi Yaar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Road pr Accident hua, Bahut Bhid thi. Santa ko dekhne ka moka nhi mil rha tha. CLEVER Santa-Ye mera BAAP he.Bhid piche hat gai,To dekha KUTTA mara hua tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta:yaar santa, agar Maa ke kadmo me Jannat hoti h to Naani ke kadmo mekya hoti h? . . . . . . Santa (thodi der sochne k baad):Jannat-2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG. Teacher: Aur doosra…. Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: मैंने पिछले 20 सालों में एक बात नोट की है. बंता: वह क्या? संता: यार ये रेलवे फाटक जब भी बंद होता है, ट्रेन जरूर आती है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs. Santa: Why Anything Special? Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. Santa : Oh, Pack It.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye.. Boss:Ur Birthday. Santa:22 April Sir. Boss:Kaun Sa Saal. Santa:Ulloo Ke Patthe, Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta:To isme prob kya hai? Santa:Pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss:Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! Santa:Nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Evrest Pe Dekha Waha Pe 1 Baba GUTKA Ragad Raha Tha Santa-Baba Ye Kya Hai? Baba-Masala Santa-Oh To EVREST MASALA Aap Hi Bnate Ho?
    • 10 years ago



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  • JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega. . . . Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta-Duniya Me Sabse Dukhi Aadmi Kaun Hai? Santa: Bechare Rikshaw Wale. Banta:Q Santa:Qki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "Bhaiyya"Hi Bulati Hai
    • 10 years ago



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