Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya......
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi......
On the 60th birthday of Santa Banta said, "Why have these bulbs on the cake?"
Santa said, "was having difficulty locating 60 candles, put the 60-watt bulb.
Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha.
Weh Milawat Ke Iljam Mein Pakda Gaya.
Adalat Mein Usne Qabul Kiya Ki Weh
Murge Ke Meet Mein Kisi Aur Ka Meet Milata Tha.
Judge : Aur Kis Chij Ka Meet ?
Kasai: Kutte Ka Hujur.
Judge: Kitni Milawat Karte The.
Kasai: Barabar Ki
Judge: Kya Matlab?
Kasai: Ek Murga, Ek Kutta
Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun,
Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le.
Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le
Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.