Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho?
Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H
Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi.
Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H.
Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.