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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- kaha ja rahe ho? Banta- Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he Santa- BV ko akela chod dia Banta- Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua. Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe Chod Ke Chale Gaye... Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nhi Rkhta Hoga.. Santa: Nhi Yaar... Sagi Behan Ke Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1 Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya? Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye? Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check Karwa K Aao...! Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekhna padta. Judge-Kya kehti thi ma? Santa-Jb baat hi nahi suni to kese batau kya kehti thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Army training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- yeh hath me kya hai ? Santa :- Sir yeh banduk hai. Officer :- yeh banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari Ma hai Maa !!!! then officer to another sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh tumhare haath me kya hai ? Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k Ma hai or hamari Aunty hai Aunty.......:-D chetan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa cricket match khel ke aaya. . . . . . . Banta....kitne run banaaye . . . . . . Santa......Triple century hone mebass... . . . . . . . . . 299 runs chahiye the . . Kanjar ne out kr diya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Shouting 2 His GF "U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office.
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hainjinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Auto Wale Se - Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto? auto wala- HA Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete aana..!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge Santa-Bv Se Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.. . . Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya…… . . kamino aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi…… :p -
    • 9 years ago



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  • banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai? santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unke chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartaao krne lagte hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki,
    Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola.
    .
    Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi.
    Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan
    Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi.
    :sunflower::sunflower::sunflower::hibiscus::hibiscus::sunflower::sunflower::sunflower:
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था, लोगों ने कहा कि आप अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो? संता- वो मेरे पिता हैं, कोई पेट्रोल पम्प नहीं..
    • 9 years ago



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  • After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
    • 9 years ago



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