santa di wife t.v te matchvekh rhi c.
Santa tyar ho k romantic mood ch aa k apni wife nu bolya: m kiddan lgg rha ha.
udo hi match ch dhoni ne chkka marya te snta di wife boli: CHAAKKKKKAAAAAA....
Santa found answer to the most
difficult question ever- What comes
first -
the chicken or the egg?
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O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo
ayega!
Ek Sabha Mein Ek Padre Ne Kaha – Mujhe Pata H Ki Iss Sabha Mein Ek Aadmi Aisa H Jo Kisi Dusre Aadmi Ki Sarti Ke Sath Sota H. Agar Usne Daanpatar Mein 100/- Na Dale To Mein Uska Naam Sabko Bata Dunga. Baad Mein Dekhne Par Malum Padha Ki Danpatar Bilkul Bhara Hua H. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Accident k baad Driver gusse mein- Maine car ki headlight ON kar k bataya tha k pehle mujhe nikalne do.
Santa-assi vi tan wiper chala ke keha si ke "Na kaka Na"
Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh Doctor
Log Operation Karne Se Pehle
Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai?
Banta:
Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye……
Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur
Dukandar Se Bola
Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Dukandar: Bhai Sahab,
Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Santa: Yaar,
Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka
Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss
Gaya
hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka
Kharcha
Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K
Bina
Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya......
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi......
Santa ka Baap UK se Aya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . Santa- Padosi ke Saat Bhag Gayi…!! . . Baap- Tune Mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?? . . Santa – Socha Surprise dunga………..lolz…
Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha.
Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye?
Santa:Nhi Yar,
Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.