Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai? . . . . . . . . . Banta:-mai shri devi or kapil dev ko manta hu.

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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

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Santa- kaha ja rahe ho? Banta- Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he Santa- BV ko akela chod dia Banta- Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

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Read Must.. Airport par 3 log apni biwiyo ka intezaar kar rahe the.. . . Pathan:" hamari Shahzaadi aa rahi hai... :-) . . . . Pappu:" Hamari Nawabzaadi aa rahi hai.. :-) . . . . . . . Santa:" Hamari bhi Haramzaadi aa rahi hai boss...

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Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like

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Shadi k bad pehli rat santa confuse ho gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya Bolu? Aakhir me bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.

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Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai. Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?" Santa: "Google Singh" Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: "Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?" Santa: "Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai.

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman Jokes,This is my india, This is My India.

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Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

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Santa: "When I woke up this morning,I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.

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Police to santa: Jail me kaise aana hua? Sir: Media wali ladki ki wajah se Police: Wo kaise? uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS Maine daba dia!!

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Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke, Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha... Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D . . One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass Or Bola . Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii. Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.

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Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..

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Santa: Meri GirlFriend Muje Chhod Ke Chali Gayi. Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakha Hoga. Santa: Are Yaar Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha Usko

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मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया। संता- क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं? लड़की- पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं !! संता- तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो मेरी बीवी प्रीतो कहीं खो गई है। लड़की- तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं? संता- दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है।

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Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, . Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, . Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... . Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai, 1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya... Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... . Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..

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Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega? Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.

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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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