Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"
Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada
Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me
Gaya..
1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya
Darwaza Bechna Hai ?
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Santa:nahi.
Tala Khulwana Hai Chabi
Gum Ho Gayi Hai.
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Hanso Mat
Joke To Abhi Aage Hai
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Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor
Ghus Gaya To..???
Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza
To Mere Paas Hai !
Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya,
film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha
Frnd-Kya naam tha
Snta- Badi Gaand
Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...
Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha
Aadmi: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur: Maine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya
Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Apne Sare Friendz Ko Forward Kardiya...
Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Balls Dikhane Wali Hai”
Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai.
Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai,
mera ghar itna bada hai ki
agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.
Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha,
1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue
Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah
Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi
Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.
Santa being romantic to his wife.
"One day God tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, "I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"