Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha,
1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue
Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah
Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi
Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.
Santa 2 Banta:
Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
Ek Din Santa Raste me Sandas Kar Raha tha.... Tab Achanak Waha par police aajati hai aur Santa ko pakad ke le ja raha tha.... Tab santa bola ki saab sabut to uthalo... Hahahahahahah.. Santa r0ck Police Sock
Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi
raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke
aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi
rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi
petrol pump thodi thori na hai jo fatt jayega
Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..
1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man.
2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me.
3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda.
4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.
Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party..
he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee
this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???
Road pr Accident hua, Bahut Bhid thi.
Santa ko dekhne ka moka nhi mil rha tha.
CLEVER Santa-Ye mera BAAP he.Bhid piche hat
gai,To dekha KUTTA mara hua tha...
Santa found answer to the most
difficult question ever- What comes
first -
the chicken or the egg?
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O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo
ayega!
Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?