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  • Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai
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  • Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज टीवी पर 30 फीट का सांप दिखाने वाले हैं। बंता (संता से)- अच्छा! पर मैं नहीं देख सकूंगा। संता- क्यों? बंता- मेरा टीवी सिर्फ 21 इंच का ही है!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta- Q? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Mujhe Apni GF Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Du Banta-Chota Sa Diamond Ring De Snta- Yaar, Koi Badi Chiz Bata Na Bnta-Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: Sala! dara diya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta :- Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne h... . to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur . agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h... . to Murgi bhi teri.... . Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De Lo karlo bat
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.. Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia Kaise? Bank Manager Santa Tha, Bola: Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Manager: What Is Your Qualification..? Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.. Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..? Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga? Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge” Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK DIN SANTA RU RAHA THA BANTA: KYU RU RAHE HO BHAI SANTA: HATI MAR GAYA BHAI BANTA :KYG PHALTU HATI THA BANTA: NAHI BHAI USKA KABAR KHUDANE JA KAM MERE KO MELA HAI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 meter pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kya laaye ho? banta- mai tere liye rishta laya hu. ladki B.COM hai.. santa- ladki chahe kisi bhi com ki ho bus padi-likhi honi chahiye.. -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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