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  • Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
    • 9 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर- आपकी एक किडनी फेल हो गयी है.. रामू- पहले तो बहुत रोया फिर आंसू पोछते हुए बोला कितने नंबर से।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha. Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya. Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di . . . . . 35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua : Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai 20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte-Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya : Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla : Shit, Main To Banta Hoon... :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Watching Star TV Break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ Star TV Santa bola: in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: Suna Hai Is Ghar Me Bhoot- Pret Rahte Hai? Santa: Pata Nai, Me To 7 Saal Pehle Hi Mar Gaya Tha Moral- Santa Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa Juice ki Dukan par.. santa :-"Papa Kya koi aisi ulti Machine nahi hai , Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?" . . . . . Papa- Hai na Beta, Tu Usi ka to Fal hai.. Jo smjha maro like vrna pogo dekho.. :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Krta Tha Snta Ne New Sim Kharid Kr Use Msg Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kr Dia Hai Ab Tera Bap B Muje Tang Nhi Kr Skta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . .. . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • anta : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta k ghar shadi k 20 saal bad bachcha hua, Wo udas ho gya, santa: Yar udas kyu ho? Banta: 20 saal bad bachcha hua wo bhi,CHHOTA SA.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chota Santa: Aunty Is Bar To Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga. . Aunty: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala. . Chota Santa: Aap Ki Phatti Hui Shalwar Se Mujhe Us Ki . Moonchein . Nazar Aa Rahi Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha Sales-man: “ Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? ” Santa: “ Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santo :- Doctor:pill: Batate H Ki Pagalkhane Mein Aadmi Aurato Se 70% Jyada H.
    Santa :- Par Doctor Ne Yeh Nahi Likha Hoga Ki Iska Shreh Kise Jata H.
    :yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- पत्‍‌नी और हेलमेट में क्या समानता है? बंता- दोनो सिर के बोझ है।
    • 9 years ago



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