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- Santa-yar teri wife kise mar gayi banta-matheper goli lagi. Santa-achha hua goli aakho per nahi lagi verna andhi ho jati.
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- Santa apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.
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- ‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai
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- JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega. . . . Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega...
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- Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hun
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- Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kyaa.. Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
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- Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..
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- Santa: I got upper birth have not slept in nite. Banta: Y did not u try 2 xchange. Santa: There was nobody 2 xchange in lower birth.
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- Santa in computer exam... . Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel?" . Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"
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- :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa2Banta: SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
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- Snta: KushKhbri hai Meri Murgi ne Anda diya. Bnta:Toh Isme KhushKhbri wali kya Baat H.? Snta:Yeh KhusKhbri nhi h Toh Tu de k dikha.
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- Santa Gusse Me:- Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.? Waiter:Sahab, Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai? Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....
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- Santa Darvaze Pe Gun Liye Khada Hai, Wife: Y R U Standing Here. Santa: Sher Ke Sikar Pe Jaa Raha Hu. Wife: To Jaao Na. Santa: Kaise Jaun Bahar Kutta Khada Hai.
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- Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!
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- At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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- Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai. Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?” Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne” Teacher: “Aur Doosra?” Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hoga“
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- Ek Dadi Uss Mohalle Mein Nayi-Nayi Gayi Thi, Mohalle Mein Rashan Aur Kirane Ki Ek Hi Dukan Thi. Uss Dukan Par Jakar Dukandar Se Boli- Tum Hamara Udhar Khata Khol Lo, Tumhare Rashan Wagerah Ke Paise Ek Sath Mil Jayenge. Acchi Baat H. Dukandar Ne Permanent Grahak Milne Par Khush Hokar Kaha- Aap 30 Taarikh Ko Udhar Chukka Dena. Dadi : Ha Jarur Lekin 30 February Ko
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- Santa Ji apko logo ne kyo Mara? Santa: are Yar Meri Photo bus Me Gir Gyi thi Maine kha Madam Zara Sari upar kijiye Photo Leni hai bas...
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- santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45
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- Santa:Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya Banta:Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi H Santa:Hum V.I.P Log H Humne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha hai.
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