Santa Banta Jokes

Applewala: 100 rs k 10 apple le lo. Santa: kuch kam kro yar! Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 k 7 de dunga Santa: Thanx

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Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha

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Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

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Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..!

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Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha- alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de. Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya? Bikhari excited ho ke- ha hai. Santa to pahle use kharch kar na

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Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He, Mobile Shop Wala- Memory Card He Kya? Santa-Nahi Memory Card Nahi He "RASAN CARD" Chalega?

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Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D

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Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,

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Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye. Bolo.

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Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.. Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte . . . Santa: OK! POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!

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Santa park me baitha tha. Friend : Kya kar raha hai ? Santa : Badla le Raha hu ! Frnd : Kaise? Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai, Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu

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Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!

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Santa Nd Banta In A Football Stadium..
Santa : Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai?
Banta : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!!
Santa :"lekin Paji Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai , Or Kitni Gol Krenge?"

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Shadi k bad pehli rat santa confuse ho gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya Bolu? Aakhir me bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.

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Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya. Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi? Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan- Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.

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Judge:-Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega. Santa-:Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.

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Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai". Oh ho santa

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संता ने एक रात अचानक उठकर अपनी पत्नी से पूछाः यह बताओ, किस तरह की मौत अच्छी है, तड़प-तड़प कर मरना या झटपट मर जाना? पत्नीः ये रात के वक्त कैसे-कैसे सवाल पूछते हो, झटपट मर जाना ज्यादा अच्छा है... संताः ठीक है तो अपनी दूसरी टांग भी मेरे ऊपर रख दो.

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