Santa Banta Jokes

Ek Middle School Ke Student Ko Teacher Ne Class Mein Jhadu Lagane Ko Kaha- To Ye Kehkar Inkaar Kar Diya Ki Wo Uska Kaam Nahi H. Teacher: Mahatma Gandhi Jhadu Lagate The. Letrin Saaf Karte Tha. Tum Apne Aap Ko Unse Se Bhi Badhkar Samjhate Ho. Abhi Kya Pata: Vidharthi Badhe Garav Se Bola- Ye To Waqt Btayega.

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

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Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.nonveg sms in hindi, santa banta nonveg sms Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

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Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami" :D :D

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Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"

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Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he? Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.

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1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha . . . . Santa use dekh raha tha . . . Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....

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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa

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Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the. KisiNe Pucha Kaise Jale Santa:Wife Ko Station drop krne Gya Tha, Khushi K Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya

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Santa ka Promotion Inspector se DSP ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko aise andaz se btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae. . . . . . . . . ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath Soyegi…!!! xD

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Lady: Time Kitna Hua Hai? Banta: Br* P*nties. Lady: Time Poocha Hai Nonsense. Banta: Time Hi To Bataya Hai 12.35

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Santa Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case! Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai: BC-1760!!

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Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

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Train me Warning likhi thi "Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar." . Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..

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Ek Aadmi Badhi Der Tak Bolne Ke Baad Jab Stage Se Niche Utra,
To Ek Firangi News Reporter Ne Pucha,
Aapke Yaha To Neta Bahut Der-Der Tak Bolte H,
Tab Uss, Aadmi Ne Muskura Kar Jawab Diya,
Netaji To Abhi Aayenge. Abhi To Mick Testing Chal Rahi Thi.
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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: VAR MANGO VATS Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

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Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.. Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte . . . Santa: OK! POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!

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Boss:Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! Santa:Nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Santa: mere paas.. gadi he, bangla he, bank balance he,sab he.. kya hai tumhare paas? . . Banta: Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

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