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  • Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?
    • 9 years ago



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  • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;->
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA: i love u ki hunda hai? ladki: main tumse pyar karti hu. santa: maine tumse english mein ek question kya puch liya aur tume mujh se pyar ho gya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa Kantaal Ke bola- Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land? Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer) Santa: AIRHOSTESS!
    • 9 years ago



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  • The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
    • 9 years ago



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  • SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gya. Mechanic Ne Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab He Isliye Ni Chal Rha SNTA-Le 100 Rs.MAUSAM Naya Dalde
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता प्रवचन सुनकर घर आया और पत्नी को गोद में उठा लिया. पत्नी : – क्या गुरूजी ने रोमांस करने के लिए कहा है ? संता : – नहीं पगली, उन्होंने तो कहा है कि अपने दुःख खुद उठाओ …!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..? banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Doodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, Aur kahta hai. Santa;TUmhari shop ka Doodh Kharav hai, Saravat mai Dala Fat gya Doodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha; Konse Sarvat main dala Tha? Santa;Nimboo Pani Main.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi Miss: No Santa: Kamaal Hai Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya. Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge, Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga, "Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"
    • 9 years ago



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