Santa Banta Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Santa proposing a Girl:Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl:Tameez se baat karo Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi

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‚ santa banta new jokes ‚ Santa ek Baarat me gya Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode “RASGULE DO”

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Santa:Kam walii shanti koh bulao kya…..! Wife:Kyn .??? Santa:Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mai dawa khne k bad shanti k sath soo jaana….!

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Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote ChoteBaal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola:I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo. Girl:Mai Abhi Ja Ke Sir Ko Bolti Hu! Santa:Pagli Sir Ko Mat Bol, Unki Shaadi Ho Gai hai.!!

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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

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Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor...

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Santa-Jab Mai Mar Jau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana.. Banta-Kyon? Santa-Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti HAI.

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Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”

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Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -

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Santa Helmet Pehankar Bahar Nikla, To Poloce Ne Kaha :- Nikal 50 Rs. Santa :- Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai. Police :- Abe Par Scooter Kaha Hai?.

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Sardar proposed a Girl... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you.... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

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santa : yaar banta ye automaticlly kya hota hai banta : are bevkoof tujhe itna bhi nahi pata jab auto mein koi takly baith jati hai na to use aotumaticlly kehte hai

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Santa- 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte. . . . . . Banta- Lunch Aur Dinner.

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Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

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Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone,Television, Tell-a-woman.

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Santa ki chatri main sorakh tha Banta: chatri me sorakh kyun? Santa: oye bewaqof barishruk jayegi to pata kaise chaly ga

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Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha, 1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye. by@ kabir

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