Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: ladkiya kab badi hoti hai.? Banta:Jab o bra pehene lagti hai tab. Santa: or ladke.? Banta:jab o bra utarne lagte hai tab..;-)

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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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Santa fell in love. Banta: dude wat did u see in her..? Santa: her left eye is so beautiful that even her right eye was looking at it!

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SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do".. . . . . . . . . DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun??? . . . . . SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE" :-P

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Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.” Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?” Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”

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Banta: Kya Hua" Ye Mitti Kyu Khod Raha Hai ? Santa: Dadi Ji Ne Bola Maine Unka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hoon Waris ali*

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Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...

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Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.

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Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya? Santa-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha. Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

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Banta: Truck Dekh Kar Tum Kaampte Kyu Ho.? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.

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Santa:Yaar, Meri Watch Kho Gai ~Banta:Chalti Thi Kya ~Santa:Haa Yaar,Chalti Thi ~Banta:Tension Mat Le, Jarur Chal Kar Kahi Gai Hogi...

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Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . .. . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.

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Interviewer - Aapko, Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.???? . . . Santa - Sir, Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya, Lekin Mujhe 2 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai". Oh ho santa

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Santa : Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Banta : Birla cement. Santa : Kyun? Banta : Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.

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अगर आपकी बीवी को भूत पकड़ ले, तो आप क्या करोगे..? :disappointed_relieved:
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Santa:- मैंने क्या करना है ?:smirk:... .. गलती भूत की है, खुद भुगतेगा.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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