:§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
संता- क्यों रो रहे हो?
बंता- हाथी मर गया है।
संता- ये तुम्हारा पालतू हाथी था क्या?
बंता- नहीं।
संता- तो फिर तुम क्यों रो रहे हो?
बंता- मुझे उसकी कब्र खोदने का काम मिला है !!!
1 admi santa k beta se puchta h.
Beta papa ghar me h?
Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola,
Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h.
Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???
Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai.
Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV?
Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri?
Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.
Santa: yar,cal rate itna hai ki smbhl-smbhl kr phone lagana padta hai..
Banta: mai to hr roj 10-15 phone aise hi laga deta hai aur mera paisa bhi nahi lagta..
santa: woh kaise?
Banta: mai customer care mai no. lagata hu...
Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?
Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta:Pir hath chod dena,
To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi
Santa Apni Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par
Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki
Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band
Karke Apni Girlfriend
Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho
Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.