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  • santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai Like:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The,
    Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo.
    Buri Baat H.
    Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte,
    Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.?
    Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya,
    Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H,
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card. Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. All Cards are Accepted.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..? Banta- Haan Girl- Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi. Banta- Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banto: Maa Ki Baat Manti To Aaj Ye Din Dekhne Ko Nahi Mila.
    Kitna Mana Kiya Tah Ki Tum Jaise Nikatu Se Shadi Na Karu.
    Banta: Sach Pathar Padhe Meri Akal Par.
    Mein Uss Bhali Aurat Ke Bare Mein Yuhi Soctha Raha Ki . Weh Mujse Chidti H.
    :smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk:
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं नहीं आती? बंता(शायराना अंदाज में): जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई, खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई, बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में मोहब्बत, जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म हो गई.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu. Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi? Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ? Banta:- Qu ? Santa:- Qu Ki, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Saloon Uska Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
    Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
    Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
    Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
    Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

    Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
    :grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa - teri maa uske upar soti he na. Banta- kya. Santa - aree bistar par yar. Santa - teri maa sabka leti he or tere papa ka nahi leti he. Banta - kya. Santa - aree ghugant( Laaj )
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Aaj Kal Zyada Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hai? Banta-desh Me Itna Aatankwaad Badh Gaya Hai Ke Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi, Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai? BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai
    • 9 years ago



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