Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.nonveg sms in hindi, santa banta nonveg sms
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega.
santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya.
santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL.
Opration to bad
Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.
Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi.
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Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha
Jab Susu Aaye To
Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai.
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Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi
aur
Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha
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Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ?
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Santa:- Nahi,
Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.
Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
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Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu... yogiRaj
Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai.
Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?”
Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne”
Teacher: “Aur Doosra?”
Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hoga“
Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.
Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke
Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ?
Banta: Yaar Baniye...
Santa: Wo Kaise...?
Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota
Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!