Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha aurat=dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu santa:to mai bi apne baap k liye hi dhund rha hu.

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Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!

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Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi. . Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha Jab Susu Aaye To Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai. . . Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi aur Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha . Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ? . . . Santa:- Nahi, Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.

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Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li Conductor-2 Q? Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI. Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO. SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.

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Santa: "When I woke up this morning,I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.

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संता अपने खेतों पर गया हुआ था। वहां कुंए की जगत पर बैठे एक मेंढ़क से उसकी बहस हो गई। मेंढ़क – तुम्हारे पास दिमाग नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है, नहीं है, नहीं है ….. और इतना कहकर मेंढ़क कुंए में कूदगया । संता – अरे नहीं है तो नहीं है परइसमें खुदकुशी करने वाली क्या बात थी ……

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Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi ! 2 min. Baad .. Santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi .... Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi h .. Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe. Santa kuch der me waps aaya. Santa - hathoda h hathoda ? dukandar - nhi .. Santa - to fir pen h pen.

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Santa :- Dukh Hamesha saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai. * please explain this in English.* Banta :- "My Wife Is always With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!

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Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi. Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ” Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ” Doctor: “ Kyun ? ” Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “

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Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.. . . Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya…… . . kamino aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi…… :p -

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Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tumhe Aurat Ko Itna Najuk Kyu Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Karo. Aadmi: Aur Itna Aakrshak Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Kar Sako. Aadmi: Magar Use Itna Bewkoof Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Wo Tumhe Pyar Kar Sake.

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Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Me Girftar Kar Liya Jata Hai, Judge: Ye Acident Ki Gatna Kaise Ghati.? Santa: Sir Main Kuch Nahi Janta, Main To So Raha Tha.

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SANTA: Rasgulle hai? DUKANDAAR: Nahi SANTA: Dekh lunga DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge? SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

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Rang de basanti film dekh kar santa ko bahut gussa aaya Banta:Why you are so angry..? Santa: puri film me basanti ko dikhaya hi ni:-)

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Santa : School male hai ki female....? Banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi Bhaut confusing hai...

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SANTA: maine apni beti ki shadi sirf 1500rs me ki. BANTA-woh kaise? SANTA: maine use 1500rs ka 1 mobile dilaaya.usne love marriage kar liya.

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Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night? Banta: Why?? Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast. Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Charging…

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Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta- Q? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :

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Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai....

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