Santa Banta Jokes

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".

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संता टीचर - जब बिजली कड़कती है तो चमक पहले दिखाई देती है और आवाज बाद में सुनाई देती है … क्यों ? . . . बंता स्टूडेंट - क्योंकि हमारी आँखें आगे हैं और कान पीछे … !!!

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Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya . 1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h? . Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai. . Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai . . Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..? . Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

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Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.. Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola 20 rupee Santa- Saale Toilet me baitha tha, Cyber Cafe mein nahi..

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Wife: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon... Santa : Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai. Lekin Mera To Koi Bacha Hai Hi Nahi...!!

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Santa Ne Evrest Pe Dekha Waha Pe 1 Baba GUTKA Ragad Raha Tha Santa-Baba Ye Kya Hai? Baba-Masala Santa-Oh To EVREST MASALA Aap Hi Bnate Ho?

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards!

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Banta: Truck Dekh Kar Tum Kaampte Kyu Ho.? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.

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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

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Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.

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Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASHAN CARD Chalega? By - Yogi

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After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

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Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.

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Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-

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Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge? Ricksha wala: 50 Santa: 20 le lo. Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega. Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..

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Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

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Santa ki dadi mar gaye... Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi... Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi. Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati...

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