Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai, Lala:ha, Santa:acha Vala Hai, Lala:ha, Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai, Lala:ha Bhai Ha, Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..

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Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

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Santa ne challenge kiya: Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale pahunch gaye: Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!

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Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha.. Ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho?? Santa:Docter ne kaha hai, Isko dawai koot ke deni hai.

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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

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SANTA: Jab insane ko zindage me koi problem hota kiske pas jana chaiye? BANTA: Kisan k pas SANTA: Kyu? BANTA: Kyoki Kisan k pass "HAL" hota hai

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Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.

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SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi Ab kya karoon? BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahale

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Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher… Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa. Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai

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Santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues I almost got caught bunking?

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Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".

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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya� Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha � BODY AAGAYI KYA?� Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi� Santa Bola � Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!��

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Santa= Is TV Ka Rate Kya Hai.? Salesman= Rs.1 Lakh. Santa= Aisa Kya Hai Isme.? Salesman= Jab Light Jaye To Automatic Off Ho Jata Hai. Santa= Waah Pack Kardo.

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Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tumhe Aurat Ko Itna Najuk Kyu Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Karo. Aadmi: Aur Itna Aakrshak Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Kar Sako. Aadmi: Magar Use Itna Bewkoof Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Wo Tumhe Pyar Kar Sake.

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Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...:p :O

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SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cnt sell u until u hav prescription SANTA showed his Weding card MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti

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Santa To Banta In Exam Hall: "Oye Extra Pen Hai Kya"?? . . . Banta: "Ek Hi Hai" . . Santa: "Abe Ek Hi Chahiye"Ek Hi Hai

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SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha

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Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha "Cyber cafe" main nahi

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