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  • Snta ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath par likha Aur 5min baad jor jor se rone laga, Uska dost: Q ro rahe ho? Santa:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia.
    • 10 years ago



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  • In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sabziwala sabzi per Paani chhidak raha tha. kaafi der ho gayi.Tab Santa gusse se bola: Bhaisab agar Bhindi ko Hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kilo de do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai.. Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था. . . . . . . बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है? . . . . . संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai. Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Helmet Pehankar Bahar Nikla, To Poloce Ne Kaha :- Nikal 50 Rs. Santa :- Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai. Police :- Abe Par Scooter Kaha Hai?.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-mene Nischay Kar Liya He Ki, Jab Tak 25 Ka Nai Ho Jata Shadi Hi Nahi Karunga| Grlfrnd-or Mene Diside Kiya He Jab Jak Shadi Nahi Karti 25 Ki Houngi B Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Driver 1 Taxi Par Baitha Tha! Santa - Are Bhai Ye Gari Bhagwanpur Jayegi . Driver Majak Urate Hue, Ye Taxi Nahi Mai Jaunga. Banta Gusse Se To Sale To Ja Na Baitha Hua Kyu He!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? . Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kutta Car Ke Neeche Baitha Tha. . . . . Santa Aaya Aur Uski Punchh Kheechta Hua Bola. Abe Nikal Saale Bhotni Ke Bada Aaya Mechenical Engineer.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA went to court JUDGE: ”Order ! Order !” SANTA: ”1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !” JUDGE: ”Shut Up !” SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:Samose K Andar Ka Aalu Kha Rha Tha, Bnta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? Snta:Dctr Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana khane ko Mna Kiya h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.
    • 10 years ago



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