Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 mbr kum ho jaega,n xt day santa ki beti bhag jati h. Santa:ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

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Santa apne friend Banta ke saath ATM gaya. Santa: Banta, zara mera balance check kar do, mujhe check karna nahi aata. Banta ne Santa ko dhakka de diya, aur Santa gir gaya. Banta: Tumhara balance kharab hai!!

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Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he

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SANTA: Yaar, Meri dur ki nazar kharab he, chasma lena padega. . BANTA: Wo kya chamak raha hai? SANTA: Suraj BANTA: Sale, aur kitna dur dekhega..!!

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Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....

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Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

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Santa: mere paas.. gadi he, bangla he, bank balance he,sab he.. kya hai tumhare paas? . . Banta: Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

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Teacher- itne din se kaha they. santa-sir birdflu tha. Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai. Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.

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संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ? बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?

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santa recharge karvane gaya. santa-10rs ka rechrge kardo. dukandar-10 me 7rs milege. santa-koi baat nai 3 ki toffe de dena

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Maine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Apne Sare Friendz Ko Forward Kardiya...

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Santa Gives Dictation Test For Students, Last Bench Students Said We Are Not Able To Hear Sir.. Santa Said Ok I Will Write On Board.!

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Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye.. Boss:Ur Birthday. Santa:22 April Sir. Boss:Kaun Sa Saal. Santa:Ulloo Ke Patthe, Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal

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Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.

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Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.

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Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-

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Shersingh Ne Lala Dhaniram Ki Aur Apni Raifel Tante Hue Kaha- Khabardar! Jo Ek Awaaj Bhi Nikli. Mein Tumhari Patni Ka Apharan Karke Le Jar Aha Hu. Isne Jo Jewar Pehan Rakhe H, Usi Par Santosh Kar Lo Babu Ji. Patni Ko Le Jakar Jab Tak Jinda Rahoge Pacthaoge. Kyu Ye Deti Nahi H Kya : ?????? Khana Ha Nahi Deti Jis Din Se Ise Iske Pita Ke Ghar Se Laya Hu, Aaj 20 Saal Beet Gaye, Abhi Tak Pactha Raha Hu.

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Santa: meri bivi muje chod ke chali gayi. Banta: pakka tu uska khayal nahi rakha hoga. Santa: are yaar...... Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

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