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  • Santa To Banta:Oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na
    • 9 years ago



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  • Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
    Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
    Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
    Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक दिन संता को अनजान नंबर से फोन आया. फोन पर लड़की थी. लडकी:हेलो, आप कुंवारे हैं ? संता:नहीं, लेकिन आप कौन बोल रही हैं ? लड़की: मैं तुम्हारी बीवी बोल रही हूं. आज घर आना तो बताऊंगी . (थोड़ी देर बाद संता को फिर एक अनजाने नंबर से फोन आया. फिर से एक लड़की ही थी) लड़की:क्या आप शादीशुदा हैं ? संता:हां, लेकिन तुम कौन ? लड़की:तुम्हारी गर्लफ्रेंड, धोखेबाज! संता:सॉरी बेबी, मुझे लगा मेरी बीवी हैं . लड़की:बीवी ही हूं. आज बस तुम घर आओ, फिर बताती हूं .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: "When I woke up this morning,I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi Santa Ke Baap Ne Ladki Ke Baap Se Kaha- Santa clerk hai Salary 15,000 Rs. hai aur uper se 20,000 kamata hai. Ladki Ki Baap Ne Bade Pyar Se Reply Diya: Beti Nurse hai Salary 10,000 hai + niche se 50,000 kamati hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ambani V/s Santa
    This Is Ultimate
    Ambani: Agar Main Subah Se Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Property Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta..
    Santa: Hamare Paas Bhi Aisi Khatara Car Thi… Humne To Bech Di..
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA: Yaar, Meri dur ki nazar kharab he, chasma lena padega. . BANTA: Wo kya chamak raha hai? SANTA: Suraj BANTA: Sale, aur kitna dur dekhega..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track. Man: marega kya? Santa: Saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASHAN CARD Chalega? By - Yogi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Jab meri nayi-2 shadi hui thi Muje Biwi itni pyari lagti thi Mann karta tha kha jau Banta-Or ab? Santa- Kha hi Liya Hota to acha hota.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai... Banta Soja soja makan girega to Makan malik ka girega Apne baap ka kya jata hai..
    • 9 years ago



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