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  • Fauji : Maidam Yaha Tairna Mana H.
    Babli: Jab Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Thi Tab Mana Ku Nahi Kiya.
    Fauji : Kapde Nikalna Mana Nahi H.

    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm Ho Gyi Kya? Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K Aayi Thi Mere Paas. Santa: Achha? Kaise? Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki, Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai. Y ? Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha: Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai. Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai, Aur Kehta Hai. Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha? Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu. Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi? Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye. Bolo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya? Santa-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye
    • 9 years ago



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  • Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi? Jyotishi- Kabhi Nahin Hogi. Santa- Kyon? Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi, Tumhari Kismat Me Toh Sukh Hi Sukh Lika Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa dials a number a girl receives tha call. Santa: who r u...? Girl: seeta here. Santa: sorry madam.. Maine to chandigrh phone kiya tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha. Bus teri Maa lagti he? Nahi. Behen? Nahi. Biwi? Nahi. To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
    • 9 years ago



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