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  • Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha. Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye? Santa:Nhi Yar, Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Yeh Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai? Banta: Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha, uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni Apne Kisi Chahne Wale Ke Sath Ghar Mein Maujh Masti Kar Rahi Thi,
    Jab Uska Pati Ghar Par Nahi Tha. Achanak Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya.
    Uski Patni Uss Aadmi Ke Upar Leti Hui Thi.
    Ye Dekh Wo San Reh Gya. Wo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle Hu Uski Biwi.
    Hadd H Aap Ki Bhi. Kabhi To Haste –Muskurate Raha Karo.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna. By -R J vishal
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge? Santa-biwi se Jailer- maa baap se nehi Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.” Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?” Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Dance Jo Apne Kaam Se Mashur Thi.
    Waha Ek Aadmi Use Aate Jate Ghurta Tha.
    Dancer Se Bhi Sehan N Hua. Or Use Boli Agar
    Tumne Battamiji Ki To Apne Pati Ko Bula Lungi.
    Kaha Gaye H Aapke Pati. Dancer Angdayi Lete Hue
    1 Mahine Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar.
    :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte. . . . . . Banta- Lunch Aur Dinner.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Car ki Nilami ho rhi thi 10lakh, 20lakh, 30lakh, Santa: Is Khatara me Aisa Kya h.? Seller: Iske 10 Acidents Hue hain Har Bar Sirf Biwi Mari hai. ‘ ‘ ‘ Santa: iski ma ki aankh 1 Crore.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi k bad pehli rat santa confuse ho gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya Bolu? Aakhir me bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Plz samjne ki kosish karo mujhe Tang na karo Rat ko tumari wajh se nind nhi ayi Mat khelo mri life se SANTA ne hath jodkar machar se kaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया। संता- क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं? लड़की- पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं !! संता- तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो मेरी बीवी प्रीतो कहीं खो गई है। लड़की- तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं? संता- दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: Var Mango Vats Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes into a bar in New York The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says, ‘Santa Singh, married.’
    • 10 years ago



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