Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai.
Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?"
Santa: "Google Singh"
Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: "Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?"
Santa: "Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai.
Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: Toh? Santa: Khushe ke mare Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
1 Car ki Nilami ho rhi thi
10lakh,
20lakh,
30lakh,
Santa: Is Khatara me Aisa Kya h.?
Seller: Iske 10 Acidents Hue hain Har Bar Sirf Biwi Mari hai.
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Santa: iski ma ki aankh 1 Crore.
Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai,
Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga
Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha
Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha
Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha
Waris ali*
Santa ki dadi mar gaye...
Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi...
Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi.
Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati...
Police: Jis car ne thoka, uska colorand No. yad h?
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Santa: Wo to yad nhi hai, lekinchalane wali
Madam k kurti k 2 buttn khulethe,ye pakka yad hai..!!
Maa: Kmabhakat Tum 6 Saal Ki Ho Or Itni Wahaiyat Harkat Karti Ho ,
To Fauran Mere Sir Ka Ek Baal Safed Ho Jata H.
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Beti: Ohoh! Mein Ab Samjhi Ki Nani Ke Saare Baal Safed Ku H.