Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.

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Santa Ki Wife Mar gai Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa Banta-Q? Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H

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Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

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Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

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Santa Bank me khata kholne gaya… Form me 1 sawal tha- ‘Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’ Santa ne likha,”Aapki Khubsurat Cashier”

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Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho, Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta..

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Hey Bhagwan, Raksha Karna. Ramesh Ji Ne Subah Subah Mein, Khana Khane Ke Baad Dono Hath Jodkar Bhagwan Se Prathna Ki. Uske She Karmchari: Ramesh Ji , Aap Rojana Lunch Mein Isi Tarah Prathna Kyu Kiya Karte H. Bhai Baat Yeh H Ki Sham Ko Khana To Mein Khud Apne Hatho Se Banata Hu. Lekin Subah Ka Khana Patni Ke Hatho Ka Bana Hua Khata Hu.

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Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada

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1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi, Santa ne Window se Dekha, Socho Santa kya bola hoga? . . Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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बंता ने हजामत की दुकान खोली संता शेव कराने आया। बंता- मूंछ रखनी है?? संता- हां... बंता (मूंछ काट कर )- ले रख ले जहां रखनी है!!!

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho? Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se Sms Kiya. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!

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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai? Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai. Santa- kaise? Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.? Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya. Banta: To Is Me Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.? Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.

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SantaKo Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana. . . . . Santajara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge? . . . Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga. . Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa. . . . . . Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q? . . . . . . . . Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa.

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Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I Love You Kaha.. . . Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke Chanta Maara Aur Boli: KYAA BOLAA ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Santa Rote Hue Bola: Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi To Chanta Kyo Maara????

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Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News. Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

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Jaj to Santa--tumhe phasi di ja rahi hai, bolo tuhari antim echchha kya hai, Santa-Jaj saheb, mere badle aap hi latak jaiye!!

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