Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

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Jung Main Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machrdani Pehani. Banta-aisa Kyu? Santa-jisme Machar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Gusegi Yaar.

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Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!

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:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua, Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........

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Santa- yar banta nav ma chad ho gaya ha pani upar aa raha ha. Banta- yar chanta mat kar dusra chad kar danga pani nikal jaiga.

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Santa :- Dukh Hamesha saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai. * please explain this in English.* Banta :- "My Wife Is always With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!

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Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he

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Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"

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Santa aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua he Banta-Ha,par wo manti hi nhi S- Kya kehti h? B- Kehti hai I LuV U 2 pata nhi sala ye dusra kon hai

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Santa- kaha ja rahe ho? Banta- Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he Santa- BV ko akela chod dia Banta- Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

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3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls 1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu. 2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer. 3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!

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banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka? santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..

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Santa ladki dekhne gaya. Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho? Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi

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Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai. Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:

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Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year...

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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai

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Shersingh Ne Lala Dhaniram Ki Aur Apni Raifel Tante Hue Kaha- Khabardar! Jo Ek Awaaj Bhi Nikli. Mein Tumhari Patni Ka Apharan Karke Le Jar Aha Hu. Isne Jo Jewar Pehan Rakhe H, Usi Par Santosh Kar Lo Babu Ji. Patni Ko Le Jakar Jab Tak Jinda Rahoge Pacthaoge. Kyu Ye Deti Nahi H Kya : ?????? Khana Ha Nahi Deti Jis Din Se Ise Iske Pita Ke Ghar Se Laya Hu, Aaj 20 Saal Beet Gaye, Abhi Tak Pactha Raha Hu.

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Santa office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Santa gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

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Train me Warning likhi thi "Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar." . Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..

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