Santa Banta Jokes

Santa=Mai kal film dekhne theater gaya,Wahan Such-much aadmi ko kat rahe the Banta:- Tu Kaunse theatre gaya tha? Santa:-Operation theater.

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Santa: Apne Sath Ek Ladki Ko Lekar Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Banta Mila Ye Ladki Kaun H,
Santa: Meri Cousion H. Banta Ne Ghurte Hu Puche Cousion H.
Santa: Ku Ho Nahi Sakti Kya,
Banta: Kyu Nahi Ho Sakti Thode Din Pehle Meri Bhi Cousion Hi Thi.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai. Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?" Santa: "Google Singh" Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: "Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?" Santa: "Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai.

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Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain Banta: Kaise? Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya

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संता: मैंने पिछले 20 सालों में एक बात नोट की है. बंता: वह क्या? संता: यार ये रेलवे फाटक जब भी बंद होता है, ट्रेन जरूर आती है.

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Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach, . . Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa:No I M Gopal Singh, . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No I M Gopal Singh . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh And Left Tht Place In Anger. . . Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby, R U Relaxing? American: Yes. . Santa Slaps Him&Says, "Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D

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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha, mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye banta utha aur nachne laga.

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Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba dya judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi thi fir bhi ye Q KIYA SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE

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WiFe On Phone To SaNTa- AaPKi YaaD Me 15 DiN Me AaDhi MaR Gai Hu . . AaP GhaR KaB Aa RaHe Ho..? . . . . SaNTa- 15 DiN BaaD Aa RaHa Hu,,"

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Santa aur jito hm ko ldki psnd hai, shaadi kb krni hai? ladki wale: abhi to hmaari ladki study kr rhi hai. santa: to hamara ladka kaun sa bachha hai jo kitaab faar dega

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Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai Jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.

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Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti he kya batau DOST:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"

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संता ने दो पत्थर अपने दोनों कानों में रख लिये. बंता:ओए! क्या कर रहा है? संता:चुप कर यार! दिखाई नहीं देता रॉक म्यूजिक सुन रहा हूं.

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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. . . . . Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

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Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he

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Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai, Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye. Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes

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Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!

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