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  • Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Banta : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Banta : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Banta (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha. Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ” Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnects n says, 'pee ke bethi h kamini
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Banta Bhai Aj Hum Log Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Samne Vale Ped 3 Ke 6 Nahi Dikhte?? Waiter: Bus Karo Salo Smne 1 Hi Ped Hai..ab Kya Pura Jungle Banaoge
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop. Banta-coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE..
    • 9 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne pucha kalidas ka ek bhai jhuta banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? Santa ne bahut socha aur jawab me bola Adidas
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai, Lala:ha, Santa:acha Vala Hai, Lala:ha, Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai, Lala:ha Bhai Ha, Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Yeh Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai? Banta: Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye……
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Do Desho Mein Yudh Ke Dauran Hamle Se Bachne Ke Liye,
    Jaise Hi Hawayi Hamle Ka Siren Baje Fauran Bank Mein Jaiye,
    Aur Ek Crore Ruppe Ka Karja Bank Se Le Li Lijiye.

    Aur Ghar Aakar Aram Se So Jaiye.
    Fir Bank Wale Aapki Khud Suraksha Karenge.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ~Apka Kutta To Sher Jaisa Dikhta Hai Kya Khilate Ho Ise,..? Banta ~Abe Wo Sher Hi Hai Saala Pyaar-wyaar K Chakkar Me Kutte Jaisa Dikhne Laga Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर- आपकी एक किडनी फेल हो गयी है.. रामू- पहले तो बहुत रोया फिर आंसू पोछते हुए बोला कितने नंबर से।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa joins car driving school Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya ? Santa: haan.. ab horn badi ache se bajata hu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai, Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa fell in love. Banta: dude wat did u see in her..? Santa: her left eye is so beautiful that even her right eye was looking at it!
    • 9 years ago



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