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  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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  • To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.
    • 9 years ago



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  • इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!!
    सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,,
    पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Congratulations! Good news for Karachi University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
    • 9 years ago



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  • Probability of a topic “The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely…
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  • Examiner: y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
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  • A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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  • Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams 1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50 2. Break after each 15 minutes 3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question 4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall 5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.
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  • SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
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  • Fire Ko Aag Kahte He. Cobra Ko Naag Kahte He. Garden Ko Baag Kahte He. Or "Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare, Use Dimag Kahte He
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  • Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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  • Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga, Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja.. Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi, EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!! Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
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  • Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!
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  • Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee. neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee. Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa. Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain, Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hain, Balti Bhar Yaad Reheta Hain, Mug Bhar Likh Pate Hain, Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain, Aur Usimein Doob Kar Mar Jaate Hain
    • 9 years ago



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  • Student style. 7 dayz bfor exm... Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan.. haha..aram se ho jayega.. Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh... Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge... Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha... Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha... ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun... ye vo...ye vo...'ghanta padhu ab' Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya? kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ? abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai bol raha hu...!! 'ON EXAMINATION' 'kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!
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  • Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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  • Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
    • 9 years ago



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