Romantic Funny SMS

Jab mene darwaja khola. To Apki Ankho me Aansu. Or chehre pe hasi thi. Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi. Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...

10 years ago

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Apni Girlfrnd ke samne Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ?? . Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha. Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte. Girl: Saale. Tu toh chahta hai k ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !! . Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi..

10 years ago

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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.

10 years ago

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A Public Msg: A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lot Of Marks.. But Marks May Help U to Get Lot Of Girls.. So Luv Your Studies, Not Girls..!!

10 years ago

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Love marriage aur arrange marrige, Kya difference hai? Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire Wo love marriage, 500 log milkar dhakka de To arrange marriage.

10 years ago

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Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana. Ladki Black pehn k i Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

10 years ago

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I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!

10 years ago

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तेरी नशे वाली :eyes: आँखों का बड़ा :kissing_heart: नाम हैं ,
आज नजरों :eyes: से पिला :beers: दे बोतल का :champagne: क्या काम हैं.

9 years ago

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The most beautiful words by a Lover - I Never Stopped Loving You, I Just Stopped Showing It.

10 years ago

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Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to 1 Bache ne Dekh Lia Sir-Beta Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Raha hu . . Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..

10 years ago

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Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya Gandi baatein krti hai To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h. . . . Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.

10 years ago

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Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

10 years ago

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Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.

10 years ago

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Porn films are actually very positiv emovies.. No bombing, no murders, All love each other and with happy endings...

10 years ago

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>-- OH GOD Jo is SMS ko prh rha h usy dunia ki hr khushi dena Q k KUCH LOG HMESHA MUSKURTE Hue ACHE LAGTy Hai..!!.

10 years ago

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Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun, chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….

10 years ago

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Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh... . . . dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . . . . .. . jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai.

10 years ago

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let “me” show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()”‘”() ()”‘() ( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,) (,) (,) (,) (,) =hum tum= friends.

10 years ago

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सुन :loudspeaker: मेरी :heart_eyes: जान, तू :princess: कितना भी Fb :iphone: पे Cυтє, ѕωєєту, Aиgєℓ:relaxed: नाम रख ले, पर हमारे :sunglasses: लिए तो तू :princess: हमारी प्यारी सी पगली :girl: ही रहेगी...

9 years ago

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1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke Ldke se Mngwaya, To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye.. Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye. Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The, Mene de Die Ha. To Lrki ne kaha. *I LuV U* Wo Muskraya or Kha- Khak *I LuV U* 30Rs. nikal Mere

10 years ago

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