Teacher- bachcho muh me
Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.?
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Little student- pencil,
Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab..
Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo?
Little student- kyo ki rat ko
Mummy papa se kahati h
"Balb jl raha h
Me muh me nhi lungi.
X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi
To uper chade ladke ne puchha
Ladka-kya hua?
Callgirl-jaldi kar Be,
Bahar aur bhi hain
Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.
Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai,
Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai,
V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai,
M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ?
V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.
Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho
To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana.
Ladki Black pehn k i
Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya
Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.