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  • I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai. Wo muskura k boli- Bhaiya Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Galib ne begum ka gila Whisper dekha to arz kiya, "Ghaaghre ke niche se paani laal ata hai.. Wah wah.. Kya meri begum ka Bhosda bhi Paan khata hai".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die. Lady: Thank God..... ! ! ! ! My Husband is Safe...
    • 9 years ago



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  • X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi To uper chade ladke ne puchha Ladka-kya hua? Callgirl-jaldi kar Be, Bahar aur bhi hain Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana. Ladki Black pehn k i Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h "Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge.. Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya Gandi baatein krti hai To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h. . . . Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai. Boy: pata hai Girl: I love u Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse. Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha. Girl: wo kahan hai ? Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil kisne dia ? Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi. Father: mazak kar raha hun Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Public Msg: A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lot Of Marks.. But Marks May Help U to Get Lot Of Girls.. So Luv Your Studies, Not Girls..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Court me pati talak ke liye gaya Pati judge se bola : Sir i am not happy with my wife.. To Patni boli : Kamine sara mohalla khush hai Bus tere hi nakhre hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to 1 Bache ne Dekh Lia Sir-Beta Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Raha hu . . Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl :"my left leg is lunch and My right leg is dinner, What would you like to have? Pappu :"I would like to have, Snacks between lunch and dinner"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husbnd wife se bola: "Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe, A-JAAN Khuda kasam Agli bar "KHANE" me Ye baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!
    • 9 years ago



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