Sahte Sahte Gham Se Yaari Hi Gayi,
Saari Duniya Hi Hamari Ho Gayi,
Jab Se Dil Toota Samajh Paaye Yahi,
Zindagi Ki Sah Sawari Ho Gayi,
Mithi Baaton Ke Jamane Lad Gaye,
Jubaane Saari Dudhari Ho Gayi,
Ein Bachpan Se Shuru Hokar Abhi Tak,
Har Fajihat Baari Baari Ho Gayi,
Duniyadari Bhanvar Kaisa Bhayanak,
Umar Bhar Ki Giraftari Ho Gayi…
An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?
Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.
Next…Q
da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?
caz da elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaa…nvr giv up…one more..
Nw,
Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?
caz da bananas r in da TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?
caz dey r on dif chanels.
Hohohohooho..hehehe
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?
Cmon think
caz de TV is off.
Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?
Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(
Pyar Ke Kagaj Par Likhne Ke Liye,
Dil Ka Kalam Chahiye,
Safar Zindagi Ka Kaatne Ke Liye,
Khubsoorat Ek Sanam Chahiye,
Teri Bindiya Ki Chamak,
Meri Nindiya Ko Haraam Karti Hai,
Tere Hoton Ki Lali,
Meri Niyat Ko Kharab Karti Hai…
Kabhi Kabhi Tanhai Me, Bas Yu Hi Mai Sochta Hu,
Ki In Sookhe Darakhto Pe Kya Phool Aana Lazmi Tha,
Jab Pehli Baar Mile The Hum, Aur Tune Mujh Ko Dekha Tha,
Kya Tera Mujh Ko Dekhke Phir Muskurana Lazmi Tha,
Kuchh Tu Mujhe Thi Jaanti, Kuchh Mai Tujhe Jaanta Tha,
Kya Is Zara Si Baat Pe Yu Paas Aana Lazmi Tha,
Kabhi Kabhi Tanhai Me Bas Yu Hi Mai Sochta Hu,
Ki In Sookhe Darakhto Pe Kya Phool Aana Lazmi Tha,
Jab Tune Thama Haath Mera, Par Maine Khud Ko Roka Tha,
Jab Tune Dil Ki Baat Kahi, Par Maine Tujhko Toka Tha,
Shayad Mai Darta Tha Khud Se, Ya Phir Chahat Se Darta Tha,
Reh Reh Ke Jisko Chaha Us Jhooti Rahat Se Darta Tha,
Tab Tu Hi Mera Aasma Aur Tu Hi Meri Sar Zamee Tha,
Kya Is Wajah Se Yu Hi Apna Dil Jalaana Lazmi Tha,
Kabhi Kabhi Tanhai Me Bas Yu Hi Mai Sochta Hu,
Ki In Sookhe Darakhto Pe Kya Phool Aana Lazmi Tha
Jab Tune Mujhe Bataya Tha Ki Pyar Tu Mujh Se Karti Hai,
Tab Armaan To Pyare Se Kuchh Mere Bhi Dil Me Jaage The,
Ik Pal Ko Ye Ehsaas Hua Ye Duniya Jaise Jannat Hai,
Ya Shayad Us Pal Ke Nazraane Jannat Se Bhi Aage The,
Zindagani Ke Safar Me Ik Vo Hi Manzar Haseen Tha,
Dil Ki Bandisho Se Phir Yu Paar Aana Lazmi Tha….
I Will Send My Love To You
Bit By Bit
Nothing Very Important
But Everything In It…
Being In Love With You
Is My Heart’s Habit
Nothing Is So Important Than Loving To You
Don’t Forget It…
I Will Send My Love To You
Bit By Bit
These Are The Word From Heart
Not Created By Wit…
Sadiyon Se Is Jamin Ka Vaaris Tha Aadmi,
Kadmo Mein Kaynat Par Dil Ke Vajood Mein Kami,
Chand Aur Sitaron Ka Mel Tha Aasman Mein,
Us Vakt Se Hi Jaati Nahin Aankho Ki Nami,
Sabke The Nagar Apne Senayen Apni Apni,
Barud Ki Ghatayen Thi Din Rat Maatmi,
Hai Fool Bhi Khusbu Bhi Badal Bhi Hai Hawa Bhi,
Insaniyat Ka Jajba Hai Taksal Damdami,
Hansati Huyi Tamanna Gate Huye Musafir,
Hain Aadmi Ke Jalwe Kis Baat Ki Gami…
Every Girls Dream..
1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain.
2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You’re Pressed Against The Wall.
3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World.
4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs.
5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears.
6.Have That Moment Where You Just Gaze Into Each Others Eyes.
7.When You Cry, He Kisses Your Tears Away.
8.When Your Not With Your Guy He’s All That You Can Think About.
9.Wearing His Jacket Or His Sweatshirt And Every time You Breath In His Scent Surrounds You.
10.A Guy Who Will Watch Any Movie With You No Matter How Teary Eyed You May Get.
Kuchh Kuchh Khara Kuchh Kuchh Mitha,
Phool Aur Pathar Ka Rista,
Ghunghat Se Jhanke Hain Vayakul,
Sasur Se Nahar Ka Rista,
Badal Ne Paani Barsaya,
Sahar, Gaanv, Basti ,Parbat Par,
Baras Rahi Bundo Se Kya Hai,
Is Athah Sagar Ka Rista,
Chalne Wale Ka Ruk Jana,
Mout Nahin Hai Toh Aur Kya Hai,
Kaisa Hua Musafir Se Antim Kisi Safar Ka Rista…
Usey Keh Do Vo Mera Hai Begana Ho Nahi Sakta,
Bohat Nayab Hai, Us Jaisa Koi Ho Nahi Sakta,
Us Ke Sath Jo Guzra, Vo Mausam Yaad Aata Hai,
Us Ke Baad Koi Mausam Suhana Ho Nahi Sakta,
Chupane Se Nahi Chupta, Dikhane Se Nahi Dikhta,
Ye Atish-E-Ishq Hai, Is Mein Bahana Ho Nahi Sakta,
Vo Dil Pe Naqsh Ho Jaye, Nigahon Mein Sama Jaye,
Ke Is Dil Mein Kisi Ka Phir Se Aana Ho Nahi Sakta,
Bohat Hain Chahne Wale Us Ke Hum Ne Suna Hai, Par,
Koi Bhi Doosra Hum Sa Deewana Ho Nahi Sakta…
It’s A Joke; As Long As You Laugh On It
It’s A Hope, As Long As You Count On It.
It’s Nothing But A Simple Illusion
As Long As You Do Not Step On It.
It Would Take Him A Moment
To Make You Believe The Lie- That He Loves You
But Believe Me, Your Entire Lifetime Will Be Less
To Live The Lie Through.
Cause, Whenever You Will See With Your Eyes
Your Eyes Will See What You Want
You Can Easily Leave Everything For Him, But Actually, He Can’t!
Aye Khuda Meri Shaayri Me Wo Asar Karde
Main Bewafa Hi Sahi Aashiqon Me Mera Naam Amar Karde
Kuch Karde Aisa Ki Asar Ho Jaaye Meri Duaaon Me
Ke Mera Gunaah Chupp Jaye Meri Hi Wafaaon Me
Tu Chheen Le Chaahe To Meri Kismat Se Har Phool Magar
Kabhi Koi Kaanta Na Aaye Mere Mehboob Ki Raahon Me
Meri Kismat Me Tu Likhde Chaahe Laakh Aansoo..
Magar Kabhi Koi Aansu Na Dena Mere Pyaar Ki Nigaahon Me
Kar Kabool Fariyaad Karta Hai Rajan Teri Panaahon Me
Dam Nikle To Nikle Koi Gamm Nahi, Bass Nikle Mere Yaar Ki Baahon Me
Do Bhatkati Huyi Roohein Jaise Mili,
Yun Mili Woh Nigahein Magar Khouf Hai,
Jist Hai Raat Mein Jangalon Ka Safar,
Is Janam Mein Bhi Hum Kho Na Jaayein Kahin,
Roshni Ke Naseeb Mein Neendein Kahan,
Chaand Mein Taak Par Woh Sajayein Kahan,
Hum Chirag E Wafa Jalna Hai Raat Bhar,
Aasman Doudbhag Mein Woh Jalayein Kahin,
Minar Ke Jaise Shohratein Hamein,
Aasmaa Ki Taraf Le Chali Hain Magar,
Ji Mein Hai Sabj Paigambron Ki Tarah,
Seena E Sang Se Sar Uthayen Kahin…
Seham Gaya Hu Andhero Se Koi Chiraag To Jalaye
Raste Bhi Veeran Manzil Bhi Nahi Hai Aansan
Koi Ek Ishara To Dikhlaye Toot Ke Bikhara Sa Ja Raha Hu
Koi To Rishto Se Jodkar Jaye
Bhut Dino Se Kismat Banzar Padi Hui Hai
Koi Thodi Reham Ki Barish To Kar Jaye
Log Kehte Hain Badle-Badle Se Lag Rahe Hai Hum
Zara Koi Aaina To Dikhaye
Log Kehte Hai Ki Hum Tanhaiyo Me Jiya Krte Hai
Wo Hai Humare Pas Koi Ye Ehsas To Dilaye
Ye Sunkar Har Zakhm Hara Ho Gaya
Waqt In Par Thodi Marham To Lagaye
Nahi Rok Sakte In Chalkti Aankho Se Aansuo Ka Behna
Koi Inhe Poch Kar To Dikhlaye
Kehte Hai Jeet Lenge Zindagi Jo Unka Sath Hoga
Par Koi Ye Wada Nibha Ke To Batlaye
Aaina kyun na dun ke tamasha kahen jise
aisa kahan se laun ke tujhasa kahen jise
hasarat ne la rakha teri bazm-e-khayal mein
guladasta-e-nigah suveda kahen jise
phunka hai kisane goshe muhabbat mein ae khuda
afasun-e-intazar tamanna kahen jise
sar par hujum-e-dard-e-garibi se daliye
wo ek musht-e-khak ke sahara kahen jise
hai chashm-e-tar mein hasarat-e-didar se nihan
shauq-e-inan gusekhta dariya kahen jise
Is Mohabbat Ka Koi Raaz Na Jaane,
Jaane Sab Ko Kaise Hoti Hai,
Yeh Dil Toh Aapko Apna Maane,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai,
Ehsas Tumhara Is Dil Mein Hardam Rehna,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai,
Chup Chap Rah Kar Bhi Sab Kuch Kah Jaana,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai,
Rooh Mein Samaa Ke Aankhon Mein Aa Jaana,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai,
Is Mohabbat Ka Koi Raaz Na Jaane,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai…
Raahon Mein Kon Aa Gaya Kuchh Pata Nahi
Usko Talash Karte Rahe Jo Mila Nahi,
Beaas Khidkiyan Hain Sitare Udas Hain
Aankho Mein Aaj Neend Ka Koshon Pata Nahi,
Main Chup Raha Toh Aur Galat Fahmiyan Badhi
Woh Bhi Suna Hai Usne Jo Maine Kha Nahi,
Man Mein Isi Tarah Hai Bachpan Ki Ek Yaad
Shayad Abhi Kali Ko Hawa Ne Chhua Nahi,
Chehre Par Aansuon Ne Likhi Hai Ek Kahani
Aaina Dekhne Ka Mujhe Hosla Nahi…
Dekho Jo Vakt Ki Yeh Jabardast Himakat,
Jiska Chaman Ujaada Us Par Hi Jadi Tohmat,
Koi Bhi Wahan Hota Vaisa Hi Woh Bhi Karta,
Shayad Use Mil Jaati Kuchh Sanso Ki Mohlat,
Chilla Ke Apna Apna Begana Karne Waale,
Aise Bhi Kahin Hoti Hai Apno Se Bhi Bagawat,
Tum Pahle Mile Hote Hum Door Nikal Jaate,
Aisi Hi Ganjada Si Hua Karti Hai Mohabbat,
Mujhko Mere Mijaj Ne Aawara Bana Dala,
Aisa Hi Kiya Karti Hai Apno Ki Adavat…
Sabhi Se In Dino Rutha Hua Sa Lagta Hu
Main Apne Aap Ko Ab Bewafa Sa Lagta Hu,
Tamam Raat Main Girati Huyi Haweli Mein
Dilon Se Nikali Huyi Baddua Sa Lagta Hu,
Mainwoh Khajan Hu Hakdar Jiski Duniya Hai
Hajr Hisso Mein Banta Hua Sa Lagta Hu,
Meri Talash Badstur Abhi Bhi Jaari Hai
Woh Mil Gaya Hai Main Khoya Hua Sa Lagta Hu,
Meri Hansi Se Udasi Se Ke Phool Khilta Hain
Main Sab Ke Saath Hu Lekin Juda Sa Lagta Hu…
Jab Milungi Tumse Khwabo Mein
Mann Me Base Sawalo K Jawab Dhundungi
Phir Se Us Pehli Mulakat Ki Mithas Dhundungi
Tumhe Dekh K Aane Wali Muskan Dhundungi
Dhundungi Fir Tumme Nischal Pehla Pyar
Karte The Jab Tum Har Pal Mera Intezar
Dhundungi Fir Tumme Muje Pyar Se Dekhne Wali Wo Nazar
Goom Rehte The Jisme Duniya Se Bekhabar
Dhundungi Tumme Fir Wahi Jazbato Ka Kona
Muje Dekh Udas Jab, Aa Jata Tha Tumhe Rona
Milungi Jb Tumse Khwabo Me
Puchungi K Kyu Badal Gae Tum
Kyu Mujhe Itna Akela Kar Chhor Gaye Tum
Kyu Na Socha Tumne K Kya Hoga Is Dil Ka
Kyu Kho Gae Tum Jese Koi Jhonka Hawa Ka
Zindagi Meri Badal Kyu Chale Gae Tum
Puchungi Jab Milungi Tumse Khwabo Mein…