Whatsapp Attitude Status, Whatsapp Love Status, Whatsapp Love SMS, Whatsapp Funny SMS, Funny WhatsApp Status

हर मोहल्ले :house_with_garden: में एक एसा हरामखोर :smiling_imp: जरूर होता है,
जिसे पता होता है की कौनसी लड़की :person_with_blond_hair:‍ कहाँ Set :couple: है .

9 years ago

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Sote hue ko jagayenge hum Aap ki ninde churayenge hum Har waqt sms kar ke satayenge hum Aap ko aayega ghussa Lekin… Uss ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum...

10 years ago

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# लड़कियाँ :bride_with_veil_tone1: तो सिर्फ # दिल :heart: देती हैं... # लड़को :boy: को #दिल :heart: के साथ # Bill :pencil: भी देना # पड़ता हैं... :joy:

9 years ago

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#_अपना :relieved: तो_ कोई:sparkles:
fґї℮η∂ :man::woman::boy::boy: नही है:heart_eyes:
सब :yum: #साले:kissing_heart:
#_कलेजे:heart:_के टुकडे :revolving_hearts::two_hearts: है:sparkles:

9 years ago

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Ek-kiss ke baad kya hota hai? ! ! !socho, !!Sharmao mat! !Kya hota hai bola na? !!Its easy Ek-kiss (21) ke baad Baa-iss (22) hota hai,! !Padhai par dhyan do ROMANCE par nahi.

10 years ago

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Very beautiful Zindgi mey 3 factories jarur lagao... Brain mein Ice Factory Zubaan mein Sugar Factory Heart mein Love Factory Life apney aap SATIS-FACTORY ho jayegi...�� Always Pray to GOD BMW BMW BMW Bless My Work. Bring Me Wisdom. Burn My Worries. Let each of us Drive a BMW in life...�� GooD MorNinG ��

10 years ago

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अरे #मेरी :bride_with_veil_tone1: जान :kissing_heart: उम्र भर साथ:couple: #निभाऊंगा :heavy_check_mark:तेरा...:point_up_2_tone4:मैं वो नहीं :x:जो #जियो :black_joker:के चक्कर :innocent:में अपने :point_right:�#Airtel :flower_playing_cards:के सिम :point_left:�को निकाल फेकूं:grimacing:....:wink:

9 years ago

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Abhi Tak yaad kar Rahe Ho Paagal Ho Tum Qasam se, Uss Ne To Tere Baad Bhi Hazaaron ko Bhulaa Diye...!

10 years ago

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Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal Tum khatam kare ek hum khatam karte hai…

10 years ago

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Dekh Bhai - Chillana hai to India India Chillana Pak Pak to murgibhi karti hai

10 years ago

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पत्थर को पिस कर कभी मैदा नहीं हुआ... और is group को झुका दे ऐसा लाल पैदा नहीं हुआ..

10 years ago

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Aaj ka su vichar Kaam aise karo Ki log aapko . . . . . . . Kisi doosre kaam k liye kahe hi nahi

10 years ago

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जोड़ियां :couple: आसमान से बनकर आती है मतलब :point_right: काम तो ढंग से वहां भी नहीं होता!!! :grimacing: :grimacing:

9 years ago

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Ab ye kisne afwah failayi hai . . . : ki : . . . Jhadu k pass mobile le jane se thoda thoda wi-fi pakad raha hai

10 years ago

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विलन बनने की चाहत तौ बचपन से थी पर इन कमीनी लडकीयो ने हीरो बना दिया.

10 years ago

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55,000+ will be Watching from Ground.. 25,000+ Travelled to Australia to See.. 1.3 Billion+ will Watch on TV. Hona na yar peeche... Kitna bhi koi kheeche. :-P Chak de India Ind wins Toss: Perfect. now the match is ours too. Pak wins Toss : chalo let them win a toss atleast. #IndvsPak First India vs Pakistan Clash with out a God of Cricket!! " Sachinnnnn Sachinnnn " The Chant for the God will be missed!! Dear Dhoni As a Single you won vs Pak in 2007 As a Husband you won vs Pak in 2011 As a Dad please win vs Pakistan now

10 years ago

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धीरे धीरे से मेरी ज़िन्दगी :bust_in_silhouette: में आना, क्यों की भाग के आयगी तो अच्छी नहीं लगेगी न जान। :dancer:

9 years ago

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When I truly care for someone, their mistakes never change my feelings b’coz its the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.

10 years ago

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मर्द :walking: का जिगरा बड़ा होना चाहिए… मूछे तो बिलियों :cat: की भी बड़ी होती है... :grin: :grin:

9 years ago

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Blessed couples are those who... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . dont care abt these valentine week to do special things for their loved one! Agree?

10 years ago

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