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  • Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal Tum khatam kare ek hum khatam karte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hai Mahashivratri Ka Ye Tyohar Laye Har Chehre Par Muskaan Sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar Samet Lo Saari Khushiyan, Apno Ka Saath Aur Pyar Is Pawan Avsar Par, Aap Sab Ko Mahashivratri Ka Pyar. happy mahashivratri Sara Jahan Hai Jiski Sharan Me, Naman Hai Us Shiv Ke Charan Me, Bane Us Shiv Ke Charano Ki Dhool, Aao Mil Kar Chadhaye Hum Shraddha Ke Phool. "HAPPY SHIVRATRI". Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti, Khushi Ki Bahar Mile, Shivratri ke Pavan Avsar Par, Apko Zindagi Ki Ek Acchhi Nai Shuravat Mile, Happy Manashivratri om me hi astha om me hi vishwas om me hi shakti om me hi sara sansar om se hoti hai achchhe din ki suruwaat bolo om namha shivay HAPPY SIVRATRI JAY BHOLENATH. Shivratri blessings to you and your family. May the almighty Lord Shiva bless you all with good things and perfect health. May Lord Shiva grant you a handsome and decent match this year and may you live happily Shivratri ke is pawan parv par safalta ka damru sadev aapke oopar bajta rehe. Wishing you all a very happy Mahahivrati. God bless you all with lots and lots of happiness, your wishes will be accomplished. Om Namah Shivay
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shikhar Dhawan reminded Virat Kohli that . . . . . . . . . Anushka Sharma loved a Pakistani in PK..and then he start firing.���� #IndvsPak ----
    • 10 years ago



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  • सुबह होते ही जब दुनिया आबाद होती है; आँख खुलते ही तस्वीर आपकी सामने होती है; खुशियों के फूल हों आपके आँचल में; मेरे होठों पे बस यही पहली फरियाद होती है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • बहोत से ईन्सान देखे है, जिनके बदन पर लिबास नही होता। और बहोत से लिबास देखे है, जिनके अंदर ईन्सान नही होता । कोई हालात नहीं समझता , कोई जज़्बात नहीं समझता , ये तो बस अपनी अपनी समझ है , कोई कोरा कागज़ भी पढ़ लेता है तो कोई पूरी किताब नहीं समझता!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • मास्टर- कितने साल के हो..? . छोरा - रजिस्टर मेँ देख ल्यो। . मास्टर - कहाँ के हो..? ... छोरा - स्कूल रिकार्ड मै देख ल्यो। . मास्टर - सबसे ज्यादा प्यारकिसे करते हो माँ या . बाप..? . छोरा - मेरे दिल ते पूछ ल्यो । . मास्टर - कहाँ है तेरा दिल..? . छोरा - अपनी छोरी ने पूछ ल्यो ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Old is gold THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN.. 1. THE EUROPEANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most. . . . . . 2 THE AMERICANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most. . . . . . 3. THE INDIANS They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most.. Jai mata di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लङकी :- कौन हो तुम..?? लङका ~» हसरत तुम्हारी,,लङकी :- क्या देखते हो.?? लङका ~» सूरत तुम्हारी,,लङकी :- करते हो क्या..?? लङका ~» पूजा तुम्हारी,,लङकी :- फकीर हो क्या..?? लङका ~» जो सोचो मर्जी तुम्हारी,, लङकी :- क्या चाहते हो..?? लङका ~» मोहब्बत तुम्हारी,, लङकी :- पछताओगे... लङका ~» किस्मत हमारी, लङकी :- शादीशुदा हूँ मैलङका ~» पहले ही बक देती "मनहूस नारी" एनर्जी वेस्टकरदी हमारी॥
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Mat kar Picha Mera ek din royega . . . Bahar College k Tu Samose ki dukan kholega, . . . Boy: Tu mt thukra Mera Pyar, Ek Din Pachtayegi, . . . . . Usi dukan pe Bartan Manjti Nazar Aayegi! . Hahaha thoko likes!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Madam (boy se)- kaha h copy..? kahan h pen? boy- jabse tumhe dekha.. kya copy kya pen? . Tere mast-mast 2 nain, mere dil ka le gye chain, gayab h copy or kho gye pen!
    • 10 years ago



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  • If Electricity Goes In America They Call The Power Station.. In Japan They Test The Fuse But In India They Check The Neighbours House.. . "Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Holi hai rango ka tyohar, holi ke is khas mauke ko yun hi na gavaiye. Kisi se apni mohobbat ka izhaar karne ka isse achha mauka bhala aur kya ho sakta hai…To apnaiye ye 5 rangeele upaay, aur rangon ke is tyohar ko hamesha ke liye yaadgar bana lijiye… 1. Use sirf hara rang hi lagao, hara rang sachhe pyar ki nishani hai. 2. Use jab rang lagao to uske saare chehre ko aise ghiso jaise usne kai saalon se nahi nahaya ho, use mehsoos hona chahiye ki tum kya batana chaah rahe ho. 3. Pehle use Chips, Gujhia, Bhang ke Pakore Dahi Bhalle ityaadi khilao, baad mein aisa rango jaisa aaj tak kisi ne na ranga ho. Khali pet rangoge to ishq ka asar kam hoga. 4. Use apni god mein uthakar paani ke toube mein phenk do. Aur jab phenko to use bhi lagna chahiye ki tumhare baajuon mein kitna dum hai. 5. Gaay ke gobar se holi khelo, hum vachan dete hain, uske baad wo tumhare saath jo karegi, tum use zindagi bhar nahi bhool sakoge. :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sachin fans watchng "CRICKET" Salman fans watching "MOVIES" Sania fans watching "TENNIS" & My fans are always busy in Reading My "Whatsapp msgs" Ohh God! Crazy fans
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek-kiss ke baad kya hota hai? ! ! !socho, !!Sharmao mat! !Kya hota hai bola na? !!Its easy Ek-kiss (21) ke baad Baa-iss (22) hota hai,! !Padhai par dhyan do ROMANCE par nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
    :curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

    તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
    :raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
    ખાતા નહીં,

    હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



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