1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. .
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Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki
Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai
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Boy :- Hi..
Girl :- Hi..
Boy :- How are you?
Girl :- I am Fi9 and you?
Boy :- Me too Fi9..
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Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha
Girl :- Haan Bolo......
Boy:-I likeu do u like me
Girl:- yes, no, yes, no....
Boy:- I Love You Very Much..
You are MyWorld.
Girl :- sorry I hate u u u u
Ladka Rone lagta hai aur
wahan se chala jaata hai...
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Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad
Study ke liye wahan se Lahore Chali jaati hai..
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Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man me udaas Rahne laga,
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par duniya ke samne joothi muskan
liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme
hi rahata tha, 24 Hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta..
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1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai.
Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke
haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha
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Frnd :-"Jab Wo TumHe PyaR Nahi Karti
to tum use kyu pyar karta hai?
tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi.
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"Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya,
Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi..
Ladke Ne Bola :-
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"HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI.
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli
nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ
mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha???
GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..
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The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend
Is:
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"Khao Meri Kasam !!
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MOdern DefinitiOn Of a
" BOy Friend "
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A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GirlFrnd NO Matter HOw Bad They Are..!!
मुश्किलों से भाग जाना आसाँ होता है, हर पहलु ज़िन्दगी का इम्तिहान होता है, डरने वालो को मिलता नहीं कुछ ज़िन्दगी मे, लड़ने वालो के कदमो में जहाँ होता है.
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya..
1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..
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Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
1) Aksar chirag wohi bhujate h … jo pehle usse rosan karte h
2) Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kare, yu to zindgi me bhut h hamdard
3) Hum tere bina ab reh nahi sakte tere bina kya wajood mera
4) Pyar or waar mein sab jayaz hain
5) Life is too short to waste on hating other people.
6) Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye
7) “SUCCESS” is depends on 2nd letter.
8) Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hu
9) Distance doesn’t matter in true love.
10) Salo lag jate pyar wale jakham bharne mein
11) Sun raha hain na tu ro raha hu main
12) Koyi mujhko yu mila hain jaise banjaare ko ghar
13) Your smile is the key of my heart.
14) I am not drunk, I’m in love.
15) Humne chod diya shok-e-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiya to aaj b isare karti h
16) Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.
Jankar anjan banna acha lagta hai
Mujhe unko aapne liye pareshan kar na acha lagta hai.
Karte hai woh mujse pyar ka igrar
Ek hi baat bar bar sunna acha lagta hai
Roy Movie Jokes
Aaj release ho rahi hai...... ROY
Kal hai valentines which is known by every girl and...... BOY
Parso hai Ind vs Pak match which will bring for everyone entertainment and........ JOY
Kabhi kabhi aata hai aisa weekend to .........ENJOY
Phir narso aa jaayega monday.......hey prabhu aavu kem ........HOY
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If Electricity Goes In America
They Call The Power Station..
In Japan They Test The Fuse
But
In India They Check The Neighbours
House..
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"Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai"