Funny Exam Sms

7 things Students do during Exams preparation: 1) Sleeping. 2) Eating. 3) Sms. 4) Watch Movies. 5) Chat with Friendz. 6) Dream Of Touching Books. 7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..

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Studying* Me: Darr lag raha hai, kuch nahi aa raha Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee Me *drinks 2 bottles* Friend: Ab kuch aaya? Me: Haan susu!!

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इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!!
सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,,
पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response "Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata" If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says "Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

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Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s cheating material today.

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Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega.. . . . 1.Roll no 2.Exam 3.Date 4.Subject Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya? Anything 4 u

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EXAM TIME SONG

"THE HUMMA SONG"

Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
phir Ud Gye Nind Re
AAAeeeee,... Humma
Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re...
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye...
m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki
Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye...
bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat...
Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat....
question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:......
Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom:
Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu...
kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:‍♀
Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1:
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA....
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:

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I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song. . Guess which song? . guess! . . O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

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2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai . . . yeh galat hai . . . . . EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.

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The shortest relation in life is between Student & Books. They get commited couple of Days before exam. & After exam.. Break Up…..

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hum jeete ik bar hain marte ik bar hain pyar v ik bar karte hain shaadi v ik bar karte hain ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q? jago student jago!!!!

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Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL!

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khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ? . . . . . Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

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Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!! Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna, Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!! Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

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एक पडोसी दूसरे पडोसी से,कल रात आपने अपने बच्चे को बहुत पीटा। आखिर ऐसी क्या गलती हो गई उससे? दूसरा-दरअसल दो दिन बाद इसका रिजल्ट निकलने वाला है और मैं आज ही एक महीने के लिए टूर पर जा रहा ह

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:grinning::grinning::grinning:
परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:

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Na moh na maya hai Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!!

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Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

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what’s d difference between people who pray in temples and people who pray in exam centres ? Those r damn serious..

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naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

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