Exam SMS, Funny Exam Sms, JIO Sim Jokes Sms

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परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:

8 years ago

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Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai… Books hai Notes hai Time hai aur dimag to itna hai ke jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai! Bas 1 hi bat ki kami hai.. ‘Mood’ Salaa banta hi nahi.

9 years ago

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EXAM TIME SONG

"THE HUMMA SONG"

Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
phir Ud Gye Nind Re
AAAeeeee,... Humma
Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re...
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye...
m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki
Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye...
bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat...
Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat....
question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:......
Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom:
Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu...
kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:‍♀
Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1:
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA....
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:

8 years ago

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Studying* Me: Darr lag raha hai, kuch nahi aa raha Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee Me *drinks 2 bottles* Friend: Ab kuch aaya? Me: Haan susu!!

9 years ago

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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

9 years ago

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2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai . . . yeh galat hai . . . . . EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.

9 years ago

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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain, Rahte hain jo nigahon se door, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.

9 years ago

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

9 years ago

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Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

9 years ago

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I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song. . Guess which song? . guess! . . O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

9 years ago

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Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL!

9 years ago

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Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega.. . . . 1.Roll no 2.Exam 3.Date 4.Subject Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya? Anything 4 u

9 years ago

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7 things Students do during Exams preparation: 1) Sleeping. 2) Eating. 3) Sms. 4) Watch Movies. 5) Chat with Friendz. 6) Dream Of Touching Books. 7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..

9 years ago

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Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga, Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja.. Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi, EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!! Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

9 years ago

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If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response "Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata" If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says "Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

9 years ago

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इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!!
सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,,
पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

8 years ago

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Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s cheating material today.

9 years ago

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एक पडोसी दूसरे पडोसी से,कल रात आपने अपने बच्चे को बहुत पीटा। आखिर ऐसी क्या गलती हो गई उससे? दूसरा-दरअसल दो दिन बाद इसका रिजल्ट निकलने वाला है और मैं आज ही एक महीने के लिए टूर पर जा रहा ह

9 years ago

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khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ? . . . . . Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

9 years ago

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what’s d difference between people who pray in temples and people who pray in exam centres ? Those r damn serious..

9 years ago

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