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  • Height of Insult :D Girls ka group waterfall dekhne kliye gaya... Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai, Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai.., Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaz bade aram sesun sakte h.. Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aunty chote puppy se: Oye hoye! kitna sona doggy hai! Umma.. Mmuuahh.. Mmmmaaahh..! Pappu : Par Aunty.. Anty: Oye kiss karne de! Muuaaaahh.. Muuaaahh.. Mmmuuaaahh..!! :* :* Pappu : Par Aunty iska muh idhar nai dusri taraf hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:- Kaho Joi Semester System No Su Faydo 6e? . . . Student:- Faydo Hoy Ke Na Hoy Varsh Ma 2 Var Bejjati Jarur Thai Jay 6e.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-tum kitne baje uhtty ho-.. G-apna koy thik nehi jab ji kare so jaty hu,jab ji kare uht jaty hu, B-noty girl tery adat akdam mere lund k jeisy he
    • 10 years ago



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  • kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the... Raste me ek pari milti hai, Pari:" ek-ek wish batao mainpoori karugi.." 1st:" Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.." Pari ne kar diya.. 2nd:" mujhe bhi aisa kar do.." Pari ne kar diya.. . . . . 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola... . . "Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo... Moral:" Har ek Friend kamina hota hai...:p :O :D Style machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Newton 2nd law of ishq: A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her and girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him, untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ?? . . Doctor:" 300 rupees. Engineer:"Chale Dr Sahab.. ?? . . Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ?? . Engineer:"Maree z toh koi nahi hai , . . . . . . . taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 mein le aaya... Engineer Rocked-Doctor Shocked !! :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Ladies Ped K Neeche Baithi Kaafi Der Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi . . . Achanak 1 Aam Gira! . . Lady:"yeh January Me Aam Kese Gira . . Aam Bola:"PAK GAYA TERI BAATE SUN KE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain., B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi., Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere Bary Mein, Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey. Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon., B0y= . . . . . . . . . Oye chal ja apna kam kar Chudail ... Mujhe"PAPER"ki Tension Lagi padhi hai or tujhe apni Ishaq ki .......
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao? China:"Mazak Mat Karo.. . . Japan:"Namumkin . Amrican:"Sawaal­­ -Galat Hai.. . UK:"Net Par Nhi Hai.. . . Indian:"Easy… F(IV)E.. India has all"JUGAAD". D.N.S.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC. . . Amitabh says: Computer ji, Rajnikant ji se phela sawaal poochiye. . . . . . . . Computer: main lifeline use karna chahta hu.. Lolzzz mind it
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aalsiyo Utho, Dushman SmS pe sMs Kr Rha h. Or Tum Chup kr Bethe ho, Badla lo wo 1SMS kre to Tum 5 kro, Tehas Nehas Kr do Dushman k Inbox ko.
    • 10 years ago



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  • In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. . . After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, . . . . Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga 9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga 8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye? 7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi. 6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. …. 5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan 4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai. 3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho. 2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai. —-> And the number one statement is …. 1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon. Right na To Like dona
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhakt: Baba jail mai kya karogee? Aasaaram: Jab jeev jantu sab so rahee honge, Bhoot prait sab so rahee honge Aise raat sunsaan raat rakh dil pe hath, Sath sath hum bolo kya karenge.. Havan karenge havan karenge havan karenge…
    • 10 years ago



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  • SWEET DEMAND- Bacchi Papa Se Gussa Hokar Ghar K Bahar Baithi Thi Maa-Kya Hua? Bacchi-Aapke Husband K Saath Meri Banti Nahi Mujhe Mera Husband Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!! Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky...... Girl: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai?? main to nisha hun!! Boy: Tumse bat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun.. Girl: Tum prashant ho na?? Boy: Gharwale to aseem bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi.. Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai na?? Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Ladki K Paas Personal Mobile Hai Face Par Har Waqt Smile Hai Sar Par Har Roj 1 Naya Hairstyle Hai To Samzo"MAA DI LADLI BIGAD GAYI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Akalmand Insaan Ne Bewkuf Se Puchha... Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai? . . . . . . . . Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do..
    • 10 years ago



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  • पेशेँट डाक्टर से:- आप तो कहते थे कि सुबह-सुबह गेम खेलूंगा, तो हेल्थ अच्छी हो जाएगी. मुझे तो कोई फायदा नहीँ हुआ. . डाक्टर:- कौन सा गेम खेलते थे? . पेशेँट:- मोबाइल पर सांप वाला.
    • 10 years ago



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