Kuch Pathar Moti To Kuch Nageene Ho Jate Hai,
Kuch Dost Kutte,to Kuch Kameene Ho Jate Hai,
Setting Ko Sms Kre Din Raat
Pr Dost Ko Sms Kre Maheene Ho Jate Hai.
Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-4
pehle-Aao Pyar Kare
baad-Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Kare?
pehle-Chandramukhi
baad-Jwaalamukhi
Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-3
pehle-hum apke dil me rehte hai
baad-hum apke ghar me rehte hai
pehle-taj mahal
baad-Purani Haweli
Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-2
pehle-Maine Pyar Kiya
baad-Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya?
pehle-soldier
baad-Gulaam
Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-1
pehle-Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
baad -Baki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
pehle-Badshah
baad-Yes Boss
Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Tumhara Pyara Munna Bhai
Marne k baad hamare nasib me mohabbat ho na ho,
Ye hawa ye fiza ho na ho,
Arey dost zinda h tab-tak sms bhejte raho,
Kya pta hmari kabr pe network hona ho....
7 Chatai Par 7 Sadhu Baithe The
Boy Ne Sadhu Se Pucha:
"Baba Engineering Kar Liya Hai,
Aage Kya Karu ??"
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Sadhu (Dusre Sadhu Se):" .
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1 Chatai Aur Laga Bhai K Liye...
Like To Banta Hi He..
Har Love Story me Sister Brother ki help karti hai,
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Kyuki wo Janti Hai ki Pyar kya hota hai,
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And Har Love Story Me Brother Sister ko Danta hai,
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Kyu ki wo Janta Hai Ki Ladke kaise hote.
Ek Boy ne ek Girl ko Call kiya......
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Boy- I LOVE U JAAN.
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Girl- sacchi.
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Boy- mucchi.
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Girl- accha to ek 100 ka recharge karana...
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Boy- Sorry Didi worng number.....:-*
Djsumit
Larrka:
larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti hy.
Larrki jl kar boli:
Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy tokhatam ho jaty h.
Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti.
Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete…@Hushain2
Wen U Cry:
"Koi Nahi Dekta.
Wen U Worried:
"Koi Nahi Dekta.
Wen U Happy:
"Koi Nahi Dekta.
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai...