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  • Ayo tamne pani te coca cola bnano sikhho, 1 glass pani lyo, ema freeze ma rakh doyo, pa6i 30 min. pani thandu padi jao, . . . Thanda Matlab Coca-Cola.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lab Sil Jate H Jb Aap Samne Aate Ho Dil Dhadkta H Jab Aap Nigah Milate Ho Sans Ruk Jati H Jab Aap Muskrate Ho PRET ATMA HO KYA? Itna Q Darate Ho..:-/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehle Wo Meri Gf Thi . Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi . Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani, . Wo Bolti Thi Main Sunta Tha . Jab Wo Meri Biwi Bani . Hum Dono Bolte Hai . Mohalla Sunta Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • -=- TRAGEDIES OF GIRLS LIFE -=- 1- Good Boys R Not Good Looking =P .. 2- Good Looking Boys R Not Good Boys =D 3- Good Looking N Good Boys R Not Single =S 4- Good Looking, Good N Single Boys Have Hitler Mothers .. =
    • 10 years ago



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  • INSULT :P . . . . Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;) . . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?? . . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tum haste raho, haste raho, haste raho, muskurate raho, sada khilkhikate raho, khus raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi paagal kahenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai. Lalu: Na Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim karleta hai. Lalu: Tumko aata hai Obama: Yes Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:Hume aapke ghar ki talashi leni hogi, sunne me aaya hai ki apke ghar me bomb hai Santa: Khabar to pakki he par abhi wo maike gai hui hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao Girl- Bas swaami ji – Dikh Gaya Swami- Dekha Dikhne laga n bhavishya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri taref se apko 1 �PuPPI� Aapki saheli ko 1 �PAPPI� Saheli ki saheli ko 1 �PuPPI� Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere �DOggy� ne 10 �PuPPI� ko janam de hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dabangg effect- Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan.. Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI,MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai.. Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETA KAISA HAI.. Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se! Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss Aur jal gaya lips Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss Aur jal gaya lips Kyoki wo kha kar aayi thi "Bingo red chili chips..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Awosome Birbal.. .. ..Akbar- hamare ammi abba humse intni mohabat karte the, ki hame sulane k liye sari-2 raat jaga karte the, aur hum phir bhi na sote the....! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ....BIRBAL- tabhi to aap iklote rah gaye huzoor.......:-P:-D:-*.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Welcome to "sach ka samna" Apko jawab sirf yes or No me dena hai. Aap ka sawal hai, "Kya aapne mandir se chappal churana chhod diya he??" Himmat hai to jawab do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum pe mar k munni badnam hui, Hum pe mar k munni badnamhui, Akele hogye the munni k bina Ye achha hua kambhkat shila time pe jawan ho gayee.
    • 10 years ago



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