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Aajkal k bacche. . Maa- Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho? . . Beta- Padh Raha Hu.. . . Maa- Wah Excellent...!!! Kya Padh Rahe Ho.. . Beta- Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages

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PAGAL hoto sms padte hi mis cal do. MAHA PAGAL hoto msg kro BEVKUF hoto cal kro TEENO hoto chup hi rhna. Ab Ayega Mza Dekhte h tum kya ho... reply must..@ WAITING

10 years ago

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How to kill a - BOYYYYYY.....?? . . . . Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Gals mobile number. . Then Lock him in a place with "No - NETWORKKKKK coverageeee .... :D ... How to kill a - GIRLLLLLLLL..?? . . . . Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellerys, costly cosmetics. Then, lock her in a room without a Fuckiinnggg " - MIRRORRRRRR -.

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MUNNA BHAI : Aby Circuit,Ye Bata,Agr Bina Daanton Ka Kutta Kaat Le to Kya krnay ka? . CIRCUIT : Simple Bhai, Bolay to Bina Sui K 14 Injections Lagwany ka basss.

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आज मैंने मॉ से पुछा : मॉ मैं जीवन में आगे बढ़ने के लिये
क्या करुं ? :blush::blush:
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मॉ ने बडे प्यार से बोला: पत्थर ले और सबसे पहले ये
मोबाईल फोड़ :angry::angry:
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

10 years ago

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Girl to Doctor Girl : Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. .. .. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon . .?? ? . ? . ? . ? Doctor: Darwaze pe KUNDI. .;)

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Apne Mobile Ko Facewash Lagkar Garm Pani Se Dhokar Kumkum Aur Chawal Lagkar Mandir Main Chada Do Kyuki Sms To Aap Karte Nhi To Puja Karo.

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Ho Chuke Ab Tum Kisi Ke, Kabhi Meri "ZINDEGI" The Tum *Ae_SANAM Bhulta Hai Kaun "MOHABBAT" Pehli Meri To Saari Khushi The Tum.

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FARHAN & RANCHO scooty pe ghumne gaye achanak RANCHO ud gaya Q? Qki Behti hava sa tha w0 udti patang sa tha w0 Ab Msg Padhna Bandh Karo Or kaha gaya use DHUNDO..

10 years ago

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Barsat Ki Raat, Bhigi Ladki, Bhiga Badan, Bhige Hoth, Bhigi Julfein, Bhige Kapde, Sundar Or Akeli. Use Dekhkar Dil Ne Kaha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ye Kal 100% Bimar Padegi.

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1) Fqeer:10Rs dedo chai peyonga Admi:chai to 5 ki hai Fqeer:Girl Frnd ko b pelaonga ga Admi:Fqero ne b Grl Frnd banali Fqeer:nhi saab Grl Frnd ne fqeer bana diya.

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Teacher: 1 Achcha Ladka Ladki Ko Kaise Prapose Krega? Stu: Wo Use Naav Me Bitha Ke Samundar K Beech Me Le Ja Ke Kahega "I Love U" Bol De Nhi To Meri Naav Se Utr Ja.

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Life is a"Received call". Education is"Dialled call" Love is"Missed call" Job is"Waiting call" But "Friendship"is "FEVICO"

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Kabhi Khamoshi Ikhtiyar Na Karna,, Dil Ko Kabhi BeQaraar Na karna,, Zindgi Me Agar Dard Lena Ho,, DosToo.. Marr Jana Par Kisi Se Pyaar Na Karna..:-(;-(

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Girl - Agar Main Bike Ke Niche A Jaun To 2 Din Ke Liye College Ana Band. Agar Car Ke Niche A Jaun To 2 Hafte Ke Liye College Ana Band. Agar Bus Ke Niche A Jaun To 1 Mahine Ke Liye College Ana Band. Boy - Agar Tum Mere Niche Aa Jao To 9 Mahine Ke Liye College Ana Band.

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Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Se Puchha. Ladka: “Agar Ek Din Ke Liye Aapko Ladka Banne Ka Vardaan Mil Jaye, To Sabse Pehle Aap Kya Karogi?” Ladki Soch Kar Boli: “Khade-Khade Mutungi“

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Girl:- आज मॉल में तू क्या
कर रहा था….????
Boy:- :apple:का:pill:लिया….!!!

Girl: – क्यों? तबियत को क्या हुआ
जो फल और दवाई….???
Boy:- अरे पगली Apple Ka Tablet लिया। Smiley Joke

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Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun

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Aajkal Ladkiyo k college bag me copy kitaab ki jaga kya kya samaan milega?? EK kanghi Ek perfume ki chhoti sisi.. Ek facial cream. Ek eyebrow set karne wali kanghi Lakme moisturizer.. 3-4 rumaal... Lakme compact Lakme kajal Ek chhota sa sisa.. Balo mai lagane wale 3-4 pin.. Class mai b makeup karti hai aur Fir bolti hai boys hame ghurte kyun rehte hai.

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Ake conductor ki shadi ho rhi thi, dulhan jab fhero ke liye mandap me ake uske pas bhethi to conductor bola thora aur pas hoker baitho ake aurat aur baith jayegi.

10 years ago

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