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  • Shaadi ke baad Pappu ne apni wife se pucha : . "Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?" . Wife ne 1 lifafa dia, jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the. . Pappu : Ye kya? . Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi. . Pappu (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun? . . . Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl 1 : Yar ya Ladke Aapas main kitniGandi Baatain karte hain.. . . . . .Girl 2 : Kitni Gandi ??. . . . Girl 3 : Aray Jitni Hum Aapas mainkarte hain. . . . Girl 2 : Haye Bhagwan Itni Gandi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai? . Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga. . Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to? . Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out bylunch, last one was a duck!”..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum raat bhar hilate rahe par wo nai aayi.. . Hum raat bhar hilate rahe par wo nai aayi.. . . . . . . . . . Par hum jo hila rahe the wo tha pankha aur jo nai aayi wo thi bijli...!. Haath jorta hu tumhare aage sudhar jao :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jaaniye apne pyaar ki gahraai. Likhe-LOVE APNA NAAM APNE PARTNER KA NAAM Or Bhej dijiye Apne PAPA ke number pe fir Wo batayege pyar ki ghraai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkian apny HUSBANDS ko "A.G" Q kehti ha? Bcoz Ladkian tamezdar hoti hai. Sub ky samnay "Abey Gadhey" nhi keh skti, Isliye short form ma bolti he. A.G
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी: मैं तंग आ गई हूं रोज-रोज की किट-किट से। मुझे तलाक चाहिए! पति: यह लो, चॉकलेट खाओ। पत्नी (रोमांटिक होकर): मना रहे हो मुझे? पति: नहीं रे पगली... मां कहती है, अच्छा काम करने से पहले मीठा खाना चाहिए।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ramji Ne DHANUSH Toda Sitaji Chali Aai Arjun Ne Teer Chalaya Dropadi Aai Kishan Ne Bansi Bajai Radha Aai Mene Siti Bajai Wo BAAP Ko Le Aai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Himmat ho to Is SMS ko apni girlfriend ko bhej do, JADU TERI NAZAR, KHUSHBU TERABADAN, TU HAAN KAR YANA KAR, TU HAI MERI BAHEN..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghalib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya wo late ho gayi.. . . . . . . . . . . Ghalib- Falak pe taaro ko neend aa rahi hai, kambakht doosri wali ka time ho gaya hai or tu ab aa rahi hai.. By : Nitish
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon Girl: jao chaand tod ke le aao Boy: agar chaand tod ke le aaya to EID kya tere baap ka takla dekh ke manayenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • shonali rodh chuye jeto tomay valobeshe opolok chokhe ceye thake ojana gorer majhe tomar shuvash jeno chorai ajo fule vule jai ami tumi nei pashe .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Joke of Facebook.. Facebook ka naya rule.. Agar apka facebook id block hota hai tab apka, apne VOTER ID, DRIVERY LICENCE ya sarkari Identity ki Photo copy upload karni padegi.. Santa- Hamara Sim Block ho jata hai tab bhi ham ye nahi dete, to ye kon sa Bank Account hai. :D :p Pagal Facebook!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek mantra hei aap k sansark jiban me khusi aajayegi . . . . . Bibi ki saari pehen lo wo tumhe pagal samajh k bhag jayegi, baad me aapna pakad k santi se betho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ager mobile INDIA me bante to usme templates kuch aise hote: * Kuttey call kar jaldi. * Cigerret lete hua aana. * Teri bhabhi k sath hu. * Yar kisi ladki ka No. to de * Kaha hai bey? * Kal college ya bunk? * Dimag mat kha. * Ghumne chal raha hai kya? * Balance nahi hai.phone kr
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..! Ek aadmi uthata hai! Admi: Hello! Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo! Aadmi: Kaun hai be? Baccha: Ek Insan Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol? Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu! Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi! Kahaan rehta hai? Baccha: Prithvi pe! Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya? Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye! Aadmi: Ruk saale! Apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad. Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu!
    • 10 years ago



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