Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko
Apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai,
K surakh kahan hy!
Sta Da Husan Pa Jalwa Me Nazar Swazi,
Har Wikhta Me Sta Da Hijar Pa Nwar Swazi,
KHIYAL Ba Sa Sta Pa Yarae Ki Juram Dar Shi,
Sta Kho Husan Ta Mula Pa Member Swazi.
English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi.......
Khan
Wife: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bacche
internet Se Download Kiya Hain?
Wife: Nahi Ye To Tumhare Dost Ke
PEN DRIVE Se Liya Hai ...
Teacher:- kon sa panchi sabse tez udta hai..?
PapPu:- Hathi
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Teacher:- saale nayalak tera baaap kya karta hai?
PapPu:- Chota Rajan ki gang mein shooter hai..
TEacher:- Ssssssh!! Shaabash Hathi hi sahi answer hai
2 pagal cricket match dekh rahe the,,
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Virat ne six mara
Pehla pagal: "wah kya goal kiya hai,,
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Dusra: "bewakoof Goal is me nahi
cricket me hota hai