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  • ek chota bacha bus ke khidki se susu kar raha tha .... . . . . ek aurat boli-tujhe saram nahi lagta hai kya???? . . . . . . bacha- arrey aunty, saram ko chodo susu ko dekho kitna door tak ja raha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks Your Mother In Law And Ur Wife At The Same Time, Whom Would U Save..? Santa: Ofcourse The Tiger, Very Few Are Left!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao? . . China : Mazak Mat Karo. . . Japan : Namumkin . . Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai. . . . UK : Net Par Nhi Hai. . . Indian : Easy… F(IV)E. . . India has all "JUGAAD". Hit like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shayri Likhna Koi Masti Nhi, Shayri Karna Koi Sasti Nhi, Jo Ladki Humare Samne Hasti Nhi, Samjho Ke Wo Daily Brush Karti Nhi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi apne dost k ghr gya, bel bjane pe Papu bahar aaya . . Admi Beta apne papa ko bulao . Pappu Ji wo nhi hai, wo bazar gye hai. . Admi Acha to bade bhai ko bulao. Papu Wo apne dosto k sath cricket khelne gya hai, . Admi Acha apk mumy to ghr pe hongi. Papu Nhi wo apni saheliyo k sth picnic pe gyi hai. . Admi chidd kar guse me bola Abe To tu akela ghr pe kya kar rha hai, tu b kahi chala jata :p . Pappu :- Haan, tabhi to mai yaha apne dost k ghar aaya hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • America me jab boyfrend apni grlfrend ko call krta hai nd romantic hota hai to kehta hai -""i luv u baby .. i luv u forever. . . England me - baby just Give me 1 kiss. .. . Russian . .- hey baby m missing u here. . . India - "" Jaaan . .aaj kya Pehna hua hai ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • मां बेटी से – तुम्हारा बॉयफ्रेंड कैसा इन्सान है. क्या वो आदरणीय है? बेटी: हां मा, वो ५० साल का एक समझदार इन्सान है. उसे शराब या जुआ की आदत नहीं है. अच्छे संस्कारी परिवार से है. एक अच्छी बीवी और दो समझदार बच्चे भी है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A man with 8 children is traveling by train. . . . . A lady asked : "Are they your children ?" . . . . Man: "No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of mycustomers."
    • 10 years ago



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  • *इसको बोलते है धमकी*

    एक बुज़ुर्ग ऑपरेशन टेबल पर लेटे थे।
    बड़ा ऑपरेशन होने वाला था और ऑपरेशन उनका डॉ.दामाद करने वाला था।
    जब डॉ. दामाद आपरेशन थियेटर में आया तो बुज़ुर्ग ने बड़े प्यार से दामाद का हाथ पकड़ के कहा कि बेटा मैं जानता हूँ तुम मुझे कुछ नहीं होने दोगे..
    पर अगर कुछ अनहोनी हो गयी तो तुम्हारी *सास* तुम्हारे साथ ही रहेगी। उसका ध्यान रखना।:worried:
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    *ऑपरेशन सफल रहा...*
    :smile::wink:
    • 8 years ago



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  • Papa- bete tumhe kaisi wife chahiye.....? .. ..beta- bilkul chand jaisi, jo raat me aaye aur din me chale jaae....! .. .. .. ..papa- bete use CHAND na hi, RAND kahate hai......:-*:-P:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • CID ROCKS:Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nhi hai Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin gay to nhi hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya: CONDOM ka full form batao? 1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya C.Control O.On N.Natural D.Drops O.Of M.Man’s Leakage.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai ke ghar ladki hue CirCuit: Bhai ab to muhalle ke saare kadke isko line marenge, Munna:Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam didi rakhega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Railway Tc: Baba Kaha Jaoge.? Sadhu: Jaha Ram Ka Janam Hua Tha.. Railway Tc: Ticket Hai.? Sadhu: Nahi Hai.. Railway Tc: To Chalo.. Sadhu: Kaha.? Railway Tc: Jaha Krishna Ka Janam Hua Tha...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • What Is Engineering?? 1st Year: Alpenlibe- Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye ;) 2nd Year: Mentos- Dimag Ki Bati Jala De 3rd Year: Polo- Sabki Hawa Nikal De Xd 4th Year: Chloromint- Doba Ra Mat Puchna X| Xp
    • 10 years ago



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  • दुनिया के तीन सबसे भयावह पल 1.माँ को रोते हुए देखना . . . . 2.अपने प्यार को किसी और के साथ प्यार हो जाना . . . . . 3.धीमा इन्टरनेट कनेक्शन
    • 10 years ago



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  • hi class me top na karo Warna log tumse jalne lagege . . . Hamesha late class me jao Is tarah har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega.. Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai.. Aur time waste karna buri baat hai Kabhi test na do Kyuki Beizzati ke "2" marks se to izzat ke "0" acche hai....:-(m.s)
    • 10 years ago



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